Spin: In this thread, I answer your prayers

[Biscayne]

Who's in that profile pic of yours?

 

[God Almighty]

is eating booty a sin?

Yes, but don't stop.

When sex is happening, do you have to courtesy to leave?

No.

Did Jesus masterbate?

Hey, every parent walks in on their son once or twice.

Can you fly?

I believe I can.

How many fingers am I holding behind my back?

Some of them.

Why am I being punished for the actions of that trifling hoe Eve?

That story's metaphorical. You're being punished because I don't like you.

We're we smarter in the beginning, did the massive interbreading of Adam and his family make us retards?

You are retarded, yes.

 

[Mr Rager]

But seriously, hit me up next Friday after I get paid.

Told ya'll God was black

 

[Neuromancer]

How does it feel to be the youngest God in existence?

 

[全能の神]

why you let Lucifer bytch you around?

 

[semtex]

Ur s mimosa sipping fakkit

 

[010101]

jahahahaa*

 

[onlylno]

Yes, but don't stop.


No.


Hey, every parent walks in on their son once or twice.


I believe I can.


Some of them.


That story's metaphorical. You're being punished because I don't like you.


You are retarded, yes.

If Mary the "virgin" squirts is the water holy?

Why were you a carpenter? Why didn't you go into STEM?

The fukk kinda name is Jehovah?
Did the other Gods roast you in middle school?

If I play Kiss Backwards I can hear the devil talking, isn't that a more convenient means of communication than prayer or church?

 

[2CT]

be blasphemous for daps and rep brehs

 

[God Almighty]

How does it feel to be the youngest God in existence?

Young Hov?

 

[Farrinto]

Let Jhene Aiko fall into my arms

 

[Archangel]

Verily I say unto you Coli brethren that this is a travesty and blasphemous against the Lord thy God. Be cautious not to partake in or entertain the presence of those whom ridicule and blaspheme your Father who sits high and looks low. Many false gods will come as Christ but they are as wolves in sheep skin. We will all face judgement of every questionable action and word. Repent of thy sins and pray for our brothers such as the op and those whom entertain him. We must not allow the name of the Lord to be toyed with for the consequence thereof is death. God bless you all.

 

[TEH]

Verily I say unto you Coli brethren that this is a travesty and blasphemous against the Lord thy God. Be cautious not to partake in or entertain the presence of those whom ridicule and blaspheme your Father who sits high and looks low. Many false gods will come as Christ but they are as wolves in sheep skin. We will all face judgement of every questionable action and word. Repent of thy sins and pray for our brothers such as the op and those whom entertain him. We must not allow the name of the Lord to be toyed with for the consequence thereof is death. God bless you all.

 

[God Almighty]

why you let Lucifer bytch you around?

When has this ever happened?

Stop blaming the devil for all the bad things that happen. I cause that shyt on purpose. Earthquakes, diseases, school shootings. Violence is my shyt.

 

[God Almighty]

If I play Kiss Backwards I can hear the devil talking, isn't that a more convenient means of communication than prayer or church?

If you play KISS forwards, you can hear some shytty music.