GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
If some one kicks me between the legs it won't hurt :smugcokeboy:
*administers patented c*nt PUNT finishing maneuver to test theory*
If some one kicks me between the legs it won't hurt :smugcokeboy:
Picking me up/dropping me off places
Helping me carry stuff, even if it's not heavy
Fixing things that are broken
no offense, but to get all that you still gotta lay down and get fukked![]()
Nahh playa, it doesn't work like that most of the time. They want me to like them, that's the whole point.
And to that 12 yr old idiot that claimed I got knocked up by a 5'3 crackheadweak diss bytch nikka, WEAK diss. Never been knocked up...
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@Kind Gentleman I don't mind cooking and cleaning... I actually like to cook.
The greatest thing is despite all them perks, your greatest asset (looks) start to depreciate after 28.![]()
edit: wrong threadI don't have to worry about whether my private parts will rise to occasion and stay on hard
I don't have to worry about being one of many beta males and having to follow an alpha
I can get in the club for free before 11.
I don't have to worry about getting punked in front of girls by other nikkas
I dont have to bytch on the coli about not being able to pick up girls![]()