spin: Let's tell our simp stories brehs (2015)

[Lo-Co]

shyt gave me douche chills thinking about it.

 

[old_timer]

aight i thought of a "simp story"

so i was seeing this (wait for the drumroll) lightskin chick..
we were going to play house all weekend- just the two of us
for her 23rd (or somewhere in there) birthday

for background, her parents had set her up in this nice 1 br condo
but they tightly controlled her finances, and kept an eye on her
she was even picking me up,,
so my truck wouldn't be parked in her guest spot for 2 nights

she shows up late saying she got a flat
the donut (miniature spare tire) is on her toyota, but she is skimming over things and just wants to get home

so we have a good time- this girl was such a nasty freak
i woke up around noon the next day (saturday)
the bedroom door is closed, but i am still fukked up and need some water so i just walk out

there's this chubby dude in his 30's sittng there drinking coffee at the kitchen table
no bullshyt - he was actually wearing suspenders
she's immediately like
so i just turn around, quickly get 100% dressed, then go back out to the kitchen
(at this point i don't know if this is her family or what??)

she introduces him as her "friend" from church
i see this purse, and wrapping paper- she had opened up a birthday gift
there's a card and everything

so i try to play it cool-
cause the way she said "church" i kept my words discrete
..come to find out-
last night she had hit the curb, popped her tire and bent the rim
she had called THIS guy, he had drove out to change the spare
then spent saturday morning at the tire place gettign the rim hammered out and buying her a new tire

but it's crazy- he keeps loooking at ME with sympathy
casually drinking the coffee, then actually invites me to go to church tomorrow
i just tread water and keep things light

finally they go outside to look at the tire
i'm still sitting there, so i look at this card he gave her-

"for a special lady", hearts, and all these hallmark sentiments
then a handwritten note about blessing she came into his life
it kind of rhymed so it might have been a poem
basically.. not a friendly big brother vibe at all

when she comes back inside, she's pissed- "you nearly fukked my shyt up
she said he showed up (to change the tire), and she tried to keep him outside, but he had this present and shyt
so she let him in, and he was sitting there and heard me coughing/hacking in my sleep (through the door)
so she cooked up some story about how i was a drunk ex-boyfriend
and that i had shown up unnannounced
and she was graciously letting me sleep it off before throwing me out for good

i was thinking yikes, this girl is really slick and conniving
but i said welp, glad you were able to salvage the situation


later i found out the purse cost $150
so she got curbside repair service, a new tire, and a nice gift
he got a cup of coffee and some bullshyt story about me being a depressed ex-boyfriend

 

[Elle Driver]

Let's hear @Fonsworth story

 

[Freedman]

I've simped on so many different occasions chasing these fast Lil hi yella thots but I love em


I've helped like 4 different females move there shyt back home from college, 9+ hour drives , paying all expenses ;food,uhaul,gas,weed,etc all the while getting no p*ssy then I had to ride the bus or train back home alone while getting no texts calls or nothing

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

aight i thought of a "simp story"

so i was seeing this (wait for the drumroll) lightskin chick..

lightskin chics with a win yet again






EDIT: wait, breh.... after reading this story, I don't think you took a loss here


you might be in the wrong thread

 

[General Mills]

What a painful thread

 

[Hashy]

Hand washed one of my exes shirt in the middle of the night, put it out to dry, ironed it and everything, only to find out that he needed it to take another chick on a date.

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[MoonGoddess]

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[iBrowse]

Let's hear @Fonsworth story

Why

 

[Elle Driver]

Why

Cause mi wan know, so be a dear and share with the class.

 

[iBrowse]

Cause mi wan know, so be a dear and share with the class.

Or else what

 

[Still FloW]

theres this girl that was in my economics class, she was whote wasnt all that, never really cared about hitting on her..

we had been friends for over a year now, we help each other with homeworks and what not..

after the holidays she told me her boyfriend cheated on her... now i aint even care she wasnt all that,

i was like ''good time for her to get revenge sex''

anyways i started hinting for me to come over her house after lectures she said cool..

we get there and she says ''oh my bedroom is messy just stay down''

i reply, ''so ?''

she didnt want me to come up

we chill downstairs for a whole drink tea and just talk, im tryna find a way to make a move but she wasnt letting it go at all

we head back to lectures and that was it..

following week, she asks me to come round after lectures and im thinking finally this is it..

smfh... nothing again, im like fucc this..

i get home and start texting her maybe we should cuddle sometimes

she goes ''as friends''

i say ''erm yeah ''

she never replied...

i see her in lectures some week ago and just ignored me, bytch tryna put me in the friendzone but benefit from my stimulating conversations.... foh nahh