spin: Let's tell our simp stories brehs (2015)

[eufemism]

After my first girlfriend broke up with me, I was fukked up fam. I couldn't trust anybody anymore, not even my family even now I still struggle trusting people and having conversations



But at the moment of the break up I was still green and was the straight definition of a simp.

She broke up with me to be with her ex who wanted to be with her again. She left me for him and I knew it. And I STILL wrote her a 3 page letter full of the corniest love shyt ever. I said shyt like "after all this stuff we've been through you're just leaving me like this?"


I hope to the Lord that letter was destroyed. Everytime I think about it I cringe If that letter ever becomes public knowledge it's over for me

 

[Humble (Not) Mike Tyson]

I still see her (all the time in fact)

she's married now and last I heard, she got caught up with some underage boy (while married)

so I actually dodged a bullet

(*merks out of alias character*) High key, it's type weird how you brothers seem to ALWAYS have an update on a woman who's wrong you. Like, ya'll keeping tabs on them til life hands them an L and ya'll can report on it? (*merks back into alias character*)

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Im wondering if paying for a chick's bills common?

 

[MoonGoddess]

Hand washed one of my exes shirt in the middle of the night, put it out to dry, ironed it and everything, only to find out that he needed it to take another chick on a date. He told me it was for a job interview, I was 19, playing house with this nikka thinking we were gonna get married have kids. I cooked his food, cleaned his room, washed his clothes, gave him money
Even worked at his moms restaurant for free on the weekends cause he ain't want to help her.
Those were not my better days

 

[brother walt]

U couldn't put this in your boy thread

 

[PeridotPuss]

Im wondering if paying for a chick's bills common?

yes and no. Depends on the woman.

 

[YouCherThatGirl]

I took an L once but it was my doing. You nikkas out her breaking bread with bytches are something else though. I'll toss my money in a furnace before a bytch gets me for a nickel. I used to be hard on hoes by default bc I didn't have the means to simp but seeing the Ls some of yall are racking up, I think I'll just to the gameplan for life.

 

[FlexPavilion]

Everyone has at least one simp story. It's how you learn.

So I'm a freshman in college and I meet this bad upperclassmen chick. She was light skin, super thick, just She had that innocent, school girl face but

that body was King magazine. She asks me to come through and chill with her. I'm bragging to all my other homies thinking I'm that dude. When I get to her

apartment, she let's me in and she's wearing some boy shorts and a cut off shirt (no underwear of any kind). I'm sitting on the couch, simped out trying to get to know

her thinking we can get a relationship crackin. She could tell I was a little nervous. So about an hour later she says we should go out and get drinks. I'm like "okay".

She changes clothes and we head out. In the college town we were in, you can buy alcohol at 18. So we're at the liquor store and she wants me to get a 6 pack. I

didn't think anything of it. So I buy the alcohol and go back to her place. When we get in the door it's 2 guys and two girls in the living room. She said it was her

roommates and their friends. We go into her room for privacy. I grab a beer from the six pack, put the rest in the fridge, and follow her to her room. That's when I

decide to try to make my move and she was showing me no rhythm. I had that feeling that I would never get another chance with her. I missed a good opportunity to smash trying to be Ronny Romance and being hella nervous

When I realize she wasn't feeling me and I had no shot, I decided to leave. I leave out of the room, everybody is gone and my beer is gone as well.

Didn't get any play and nikkas got me for my beer

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Had to edit my post... Reading some of this took me to a spot I didn't want to think of...

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

(*merks out of alias character*) High key, it's type weird how you brothers seem to ALWAYS have an update on a woman who's wrong you. Like, ya'll keeping tabs on them til life hands them an L and ya'll can report on it? (*merks back into alias character*)

I can't help the fact that God keeps them in front of me and shows me what happens to ppl that do wrong to other folks


you just mad that the girl that messed you over is happily married to a ballplayer pushing a lexus and putting up happy pics of her traveling all over the world on Instagram

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

So I'm a freshman in college and I meet this bad upperclassmen chick. She was light skin, super thick, just

it's crazy how everybody done took L's from light skin chicks










but

 

[FlexPavilion]

it's crazy how everybody done took L's from light skin chicks










but

Yeah, they can be cold blooded. They carry that chip on their shoulder cuz they get the most action

 

[Humble (Not) Mike Tyson]

I can't help the fact that God keeps them in front of me and shows me what happens to ppl that do wrong to other folks


you just mad that the girl that messed you over is happily married to a ballplayer pushing a lexus and putting up happy pics of her traveling all over the world on Instagram

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Lo-Co]

all the shyt i did looking back makes me sick that i let myself become that groveling and that much of a doormat.

i seriously regret the poetry i wrote. shyt like "your eyes are as bright as the glistening moon."

friendzoned by a girl i bought a necklace for. but i dated her like a year later. for a couple months. that ended in some vague note.

 

[VegasCAC]

all the shyt i did looking back makes me sick that i let myself become that groveling and that much of a doormat.

i seriously regret the poetry i wrote. shyt like "your eyes are as bright as the glistening moon."

friendzoned by a girl i bought a necklace for. but i dated her like a year later. for a couple months. that ended in some vague note.