There's a reason for the phrase "Don't shyt where you eat", but dudes just don't want to listen...
Nikkas done seen 1000 nikkaz before them get eaten by the dragon standing between them and the pot of gold, yet think they will be the one to slay the dragon
..and the one that DOES succeed is the only "nikka" who matters in the end. And has proven himself a King, amongst lesser-thans.
YOU could be "that nikka", but that cowardly mentality you have will never allow it because you've "seen 1000 nikkas before you get slayed"
I'm fkn with you
Smarten up
In the following instances, you should only proceed if you are prepared to wife:
Says the ghost of another nikka slayed by the dragon known as work sex
Sex with a co-worker
Sex with a teenager
Sex with an officer of the law
Sex with a virgin
Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn, that's a quote from the 1500s, it's 2014 and men still haven't learned, stop f*ckin' up your lives for some easy p*ssy
