Spin:Most Ridiculous Lie You Told A Female

[TBdaGhost]

Sorry of this been done before. Im guessing it probably has....

Anyways. I once told a girl I was impotent to get out of seeing her. Kicked it with her once and she got real clingy


When I told her, she didn't even know what it meant

 

[emerald]

"he's like a brother to me"

 

[AintNoCrampInYaMouthTho]

" I won't aim for the face"
"I just wanna chill"

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

"I promise."

 

[TBdaGhost]

"he's like a brother to me"

Scandalous lol

 

[WELLDONE]

"i care about you"

 

[International Playa]

Single mom gave me an ultimatium if I was gonna marry her & take care of her seed. I lied I was gonna marry her in two years time so I can keep hitting the pusssy till I found a replacement. Got a new chick and bounced.

 

[TBdaGhost]

Single mom gave me an ultimatium if I was gonna marry her & take care of her seed. I lied I was gonna marry her in two years time so I can keep hitting the pusssy till I found a replacement. Got a new chick and bounced.

This is the good stuff. Some of y'all aunt trying hard enough lol. Im sure we've all used the "I love you" "I promise" kind of stuff to get in the draws

 

[The Guru]

"I love you"

 

[Long Live The Mamba]

I don't know her

 

[Lo-Co]

"I gotta bathe my cat."
"I forgot"
"I fell asleep"

 

[RicanFury]

dont worry imma pull out i aint trying to have a kid. lmao i was trying to knock her up real talk.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

dont worry imma pull out i aint trying to have a kid. lmao i was trying to knock her up real talk.

Lol me too. I think it's funny how girls don't know we trap them too. I found a girl who'd be a great mom. I told her I couldn't stay erect in condoms. I couldn't believe that shyt worked.

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

I told a bytch I play for the Chicago Chagrers.

 

[Yessir_Araphat]

"The condom must've slipped off"