Spin:Most Ridiculous Lie You Told A Female

[Lo-Co]

"My phone was dead"

I popped the back of my phone case off and let my phone slip out of my hand.



I wanted to sleep. It was 2 am on a Tuesday. And I had class in the morning.

 

[Lo-Co]

Lol me too. I think it's funny how girls don't know we trap them too. I found a girl who'd be a great mom. I told her I couldn't stay erect in condoms. I couldn't believe that shyt worked.

You aint right

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

You aint right

I used to be wild. Lol, I can't even talk about it. It sounds unbelievable. I've calmed down a lot. But man, I was with the shyt when I was younger.

 

[RicanFury]

Lol me too. I think it's funny how girls don't know we trap them too. I found a girl who'd be a great mom. I told her I couldn't stay erect in condoms. I couldn't believe that shyt worked.

 

[old_timer]

i had just moved to houston and didn't know anyone outside of work
first few months i'd get lonely so i'd go to bars and pick up womenwith wild stories
pretending to be fresh out of prison, or that i had amnesia and didn't know who i was
obvious cornball stuff
but 90% i could find a woman who would be entertained and just go with the shyt
maybe 1-2 were dumb enough to think i was really serious

one time i pretended to be a lion tamer but my circus left town and i had nowhere to go
so htis ol girl took me home,, next morning she cooked breakfast and got on the phone
(this is back when they plugged into walls)
trying to find where my circus had gone
she was ready to drive me there and everything

 

[Lo-Co]

one time i pretended to be a lion tamer but my circus left town and i had nowhere to go
so htis ol girl took me home,, next morning she cooked breakfast and got on the phone
(this is back when they plugged into walls)
trying to find where my circus had gone
she was ready to drive me there and everything

oh my fukking god you deadass?

 

[YaBoy]

"Nah she didn't stay over last night, I just went to sleep "

 

[Vandelay]

Said my pop was a writer for 21 Jump Street back in the 80's.
Lied about my name multiple times.
I was part owner in a strip in another state.
That my penis was 3 inches hard.

Usually my lying is when my buls are trying to rap to a bunch of chicks, and I have to keep the shyt going.

 

[Paradise]

"I gotta bathe my cat."
"I forgot"
"I fell asleep"

Shame on you... you know cats don't like to bathe! LOL

 

[Neil Tyson]

I love you

 

[NSSVO]

I was in Tech School, and I was getting at this girl when my Fiance/gf at the time was back in the city. I was on FB trying to get at her, and my ex had my password . I told her "You know I have trouble making friends?!"