Spin off thread: Getting head is overrated

Wildin

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Definitely fukk a handjob.

The only thing i ever got from those is a bruised dikk.

You know that old wives tale about "a guy that got his dikk bit, and swore off head". I had a friend who swears he's that guy. Always talking that " I don't like head" "I'll never put my dikk near a woman's mouth again" "I got bit, that shyt ain't cool" "it don't even feel good" dude is mad :duck:. But it is what it is. If you haven't experiened it from a pro, then you just don't know.

I'm not advocating you pay for it, but find a pro somewhere, someone who has a massage license. Have her use oils and shyt....idk what to tell you.
 

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You gotta have a chick that either takes pride in and enjoys sucking a good dikk, or a chick that really likes you and puts all that extra I'm really into you effort onto it.
Bingo. The bold is my case. My girl loves sucking me off and I always enjoyed getting sucked off. Some of y’all dudes need to stop projecting your homoerotic fantasies on other dude’s enjoyment. I have never looked at a woman while she was going down on me and thought about a tranny. Most of the time when I see tranny or transsexual, it is on here. These nikkas is downlow b.
 

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Definitely ain't overrated. I had a pornstar put in work and I was gasping in shock. :whoo:
 

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I've gotten head from around 20-30 different women, and legit 3 have been otherworldly (one was super active with her hand and head movement, another gave head like a legit pornstar, and the last one is excellent with her tongue,) 2 were good (they hated the taste of cum, so they got hushed off rip,) and the rest were mediocre / awful.

Handjobs are terrible as well. I've had my dikk bruised and swollen from that shyt twice...and I've only had an HJ for a few times.
 
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