Spin poll: Which was better, Iron Man 3 or The Dark Knight Rises?

[Dominic Brehetto]

putting my fake stannery for marvel and disney aside briefly

there is no reason anyone should be voting for IM3, come on now lol. the "dark knight rises" hate on here is completely out of control, i will forever be

edit: the fact that TDKR is even in a poll with IM3 angers me!


this man does not fukk with christopher at all. first inception, now this

Why be a fan of nolan when you can be a fan of the writer of last action hero

 

[TheGodling]

this man does not fukk with christopher at all. first inception, now this

I actually fukks with pre-Inception Nolan heavy. Memento and The Prestige are both brilliant, cleverly constructed narratives. Insomnia, while more straight forward and a bit too clinical, is still an intense thriller. Batman Begins suffers from Goyer-isms but is a great Batman movie and TDK is literally a phenomenon. But Inception is boring with no replay value and TDKR basically takes the minor issues of TDK (gaps of logic they expect us to fill in ourselves) and put them all up in your face. For every "What happened with the Joker at the party after Batman jumped out the window to save Rachel?" moment in TDK there are ten similar moments in TDKR.

Pre-Inception Nolan is

Post-TDK Nolan is

Why be a fan of nolan when you can be a fan of the writer of last action hero

That's such an underrated movie too. Might have to make an appreciation thread for it some time, shyt is awesome on so many levels.

 

[hex]

Another equally thing from "Ironman 3" is Tony Stark calling out The Mandarin, then getting his house blown up by helicopters.

How the fukk do helicopters catch Tony Stark slipping? His entire character is built around weapons knowledge and defense systems. Jarvis should've been able to handle that while Tony was napping.

Fred.

 

[AkaDemiK]

yall gon stop disrespecting TDKR...shyt was a dope film.....yes it had some issues here and there...but it was a good film. SMFH @ you nikkas....

 

[Detroit Wave]

both were ass to me but i cant decide which character was "reimagined" in a shyttier fashion between the mandarin and bane

 

[hex]

both were ass to me but i cant decide which character was "reimagined" in a shyttier fashion between the mandarin and bane

To be fair that's not the real Mandarin. Marvel released a short film called "All Hail The King" where the real Mandarin attacks the jail and kidnaps the actor because he's pissed dude was pretending to be him.

Besides, "Ironman 3" is so wack the Mandarin shyt wasn't even a factor to me.

Fred.

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

Bane got mad quotables, his lines alone should give TDKR the edge

"aaaaah, you think daaaaarkkness is your allyyyy, you merely adopted the daaaaarkk"

 

[Swiggy]

My overall disappointment of The Dark Knight Rises is such a tragedy that it makes it hard to watch.

But fukk Iron Man 3

 

[Rayzah]

People are really taking this "TDKR is not as good as TDK, so it must be as trash as ____" approach and it's getting old.

TDKR is a damn good movie, Iron Man 3 is certified MIERDA

exactly

I never took this trilogy to be a realistic view on superheroes.

Plenty of things in this trilogy are completely unrealistic. Darker? Yes. Deeper? Yes. Better than most superhero movies? Yes. But realistic? No.

To me, TDKR was thoroughly entertaining and far better than IM3.

putting my fake stannery for marvel and disney aside briefly

there is no reason anyone should be voting for IM3, come on now lol. the "dark knight rises" hate on here is completely out of control, i will forever be

edit: the fact that TDKR is even in a poll with IM3 angers me!


this man does not fukk with christopher at all. first inception, now this

Man!! what in the fukk version of Dark Knight rises did yall see Did i miss something? does garbage really mean great movie on here?

im glad these nikkas arent film critics... oh I konw, yall all work for Rotten Tomatoes thats why yall always bring up the fukk ass website This would explain some of the bullshyt that is said around here..... My ENTIRE theater (the big Imax 5k theaters) along with EVERYBODY I have talked to about it, stood up and applauded this movie when it ended... Who are you nikkas....

I should neg all you nikkas

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Iron Man 3 ...bane at least provided suffucient amount of quoatables and classic scenes. i can watch tkdr for those scenes alone.

 

[Monoblock]

I will never forgive IM3 for what they did to The Mandarin. They turned the character into a complete and utter joke. I talk shyt about TDKR but it was head and shoulders better than that shyt show that was TDKR. fukking Gwyneth Paltrow ended up saving Tony Starks in a sports bra for gods sake.

 

[TheGodling]

exactly




Man!! what in the fukk version of Dark Knight rises did yall see Did i miss something? does garbage really mean great movie on here?

im glad these nikkas arent film critics... oh I konw, yall all work for Rotten Tomatoes thats why yall always bring up the fukk ass website This would explain some of the bullshyt that is said around here..... My ENTIRE theater (the big Imax 5k theaters) along with EVERYBODY I have talked to about it, stood up and applauded this movie when it ended... Who are you nikkas....

I should neg all you nikkas

No joke, I remember people applauding after Spider-Man 3. Few, but there were.

Besides, what the fukk kind of man lets a bunch of strangers in a theater decide what's a good movie or isn't, and then has the audacity to ask who the fukk we are? Who the fukk were those morons in your theater? I know they're morons because they applaud a movie which, safe for festivals or premieres where the crew is present, is the dumbest shyt ever.

 

[MartyMcFly]

exactly




Man!! what in the fukk version of Dark Knight rises did yall see Did i miss something? does garbage really mean great movie on here?

im glad these nikkas arent film critics... oh I konw, yall all work for Rotten Tomatoes thats why yall always bring up the fukk ass website This would explain some of the bullshyt that is said around here..... My ENTIRE theater (the big Imax 5k theaters) along with EVERYBODY I have talked to about it, stood up and applauded this movie when it ended... Who are you nikkas....

I should neg all you nikkas

I feel you breh just never felt it even when I saw it. There are parts of it I like but it just missed me breh. Didn't even need it to be as good as dark knight

 

[Rayzah]

No joke, I remember people applauding after Spider-Man 3. Few, but there were.

Besides, what the fukk kind of man lets a bunch of strangers in a theater decide what's a good movie or isn't, and then has the audacity to ask who the fukk we are? Who the fukk were those morons in your theater? I know they're morons because they applaud a movie which, safe for festivals or premieres where the crew is present, is the dumbest shyt ever.

I hate that dumb ass response,

Like I didnt already like the movie before i noticed that.... I said that to show you that I wasnt the only one in my theater that liked the movie,
I said that to show that you nikkas is throwing around the garbage word like this is common opinion of the movie, when before today I never knew people thought it was garbage let alone not like it...

Again who the fukk are you lame vocal minority ass nikkas?


fun fact, there is a fine line between all time classic and garbage, you may not think this movie was oscar worthy, but garbage....... is just blasphemous...... a few unrealistic things in a movie about a fictional fukking comic book character is not as bad as when it happens in a movie based on reality.....

 

[Ain't That Something]

Thecoli is literally the only place I heard people talk shyt about rise. Everyone else that I talked to loved that movie. My one gripe was the end with Alfred in France, I personally felt they should have left it a mystery on whether Bat survived.