I couldn't resist
More props to you!
On topic, sometimes that clarity comes too late
I got drunk and hit up this unattractive country cac hippo and went to some park after hours, just so I could get some brains. What I didn't know about the park was that drug deals go down after hours, homosexual prostitutes solicit for sex, and robberies occur quite frequently.
I walked around for like an hour, bullshyttin', and then tried to get it popping. After awhile I got bored and wanted to go home: my tipsyness had worn off.
I then realized that I had no clue where my car was. So me and her walked around for 3 hours looking for my car at like 2/3am. Eventually I had to call my mom to come out and help me. I ended up gettin' head and busting in her mouth during a break from searching for my car. I swear to you not,
that slight ecstasy turned to intense anger once I realized I had lost my car and wasted hours upon hours with this ugly, fat white woman, just to get a nut.
Never in my life was I so embarrassed. My mom had to see that ugly nasty girl...
Edit: You probably go to Mary Washington