Cocaine...
Trailers...
Prescription pills...
Mom jeans...
Kids named Bradley, Tanner, and Gunnar...
Bowl Haircuts...
Open-toed sandals with socks on...
401ks
Bored housewives
Skinny knee-grows looking for whales...
American beer...
Fanny pouches...
Confederate flag...
Pets w/ blew-out a$$holes
Velveta cheese
Yoga mats
Neighborhood watch