wife taking hella long to cook all this damn food at one time like t-bone, shrimp and crab legs - it's surf n turf night
Y'all can't afford a cook?
baby just ordered the NFL package on disk network before the season started
Y'all can't afford helicoptering in to use your season tickets?
all her friends wants to hosts parties at our 4,000 square foot home
Y'all don't have a 'retreat' owned by a shell LLC for that express purpose?
still having brand new games wrapped in its original plastic because you can't play them all
You have time to play games?
drinking way to much alcohol over the weekend knowing your liver is on its last leg
You don't have Cedar Sinai on speed dial?
when you wake up in the morning, you turn on the water to get it nice and hot while you taking a shyt and checking up on the Coli seeing what struggle posts been made the night before.
You don't have a manservant to prepare your bath and toiletries for you?
you got your AC chilling at 74F during the Georgia summer

, you all up in the house wearing sweats and a hoodie because the wife don't want to turn it off
You're not chilling butt ass naked with your mistress on your private island?
you don't even budget anymore because you know you got it
You don't keep an eye on the accountant keeping an eye on your accountant?
you get a shyt ton of credit card offers in the mail
Rich people are given shyt.
you don't look at the price on the menu's anymore when you go out ot eat
Going out to eat is for business purposes. You still ain't got no cook?
you dont ride around on any base car models anymore
You'd be surprised.
this whole damn post got me
Dreams... a simple faaaaaaaan- tuh- seee... that nikkas.. wish was reeee-aaaaaaaa-lih-teeeeeeeee ...