SPIN Thread: Could you beat a Mastiff

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Since nikkas being to froggy in that gorilla thread here's a more realistic option. Do you think you can take on a 200 lb dog and win.

I'm talking Tibetan mastiff, Russian orvcharka, Kangal etc

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Just give me a pair of timbs and I'm taking the jaw apart
 

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I saw that pitbull video where breh was hitting the dog full force with construction tools and he wouldn't let go.

So I'm not trying to get a huge ass dog to enter survival mode.

Then again I'm don't know Brazilian jujitsu
 

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I saw that pitbull video where breh was hitting the dog full force with construction tools and he wouldn't let go.

So I'm not trying to get a huge ass dog to enter survival mode.

Then again I'm don't know Brazilian jujitsu
honestly this where bbj really comes into play you dead have to choke them out
 

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One that actually functions as a guard dog? Nah.

Heard a story out of Glasgow, old pensioner lady got a Bullmastiff, and then a fiend broke into her flat; when the cops arrived the dog had the fiend pinned to the floor even after he hit him over the head and drew blood
 

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I can't handle a big strong dog, but I bet I can beat the brakes of this little arrogant sumbytch.

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Why fight such a beautiful creature? He's a faithful companion. Dogs aren't ment to fight. You're the real animal OP. :stopitslime:
 

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Same people talking slick as hell about what they'd do to various animals in a fight to the death are the ones afraid to say "hello" to a random beautiful woman in an elevator.
I'd fight her too. Close quarters too :krs:. She don't stand a chance
 
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