Spin Thread: Ever Have Someone Physically Doing Something That Made Sex Not Happen That Night

[twan83]

I have but this one was diff more like air physical
We were talking for 1 week
One night she was real horny even played Jodeci freaking u
That's my way of doing things tables turned on me
We kissing and then I slowly take her yoga pants off and right at her ass she dead farted in my face shyt made me collapse
shyt was so foul a spray couldn't even help talk about killing the mood damn near threw up
She was so embarrassed Cuz how I fell over and didn't even move for like a min
Eyes open like I had a Damn concussion

 

[bangbreh]

Yep-she laughed so hard she blew that ass out laughing while sitting on my thigh
Not a word or glance spoken about it, we were done the next day those tiddies were too damn big for 5'2. My dignity has suffered worse in later decisions

 

[Yehuda]

 

[TRUEST]

I have but this one was diff more like air physical
We were talking for 1 week
One night she was real horny even played Jodeci freaking u
That's my way of doing things tables turned on me
We kissing and then I slowly take her yoga pants off and right at her ass she dead farted in my face shyt made me collapse
shyt was so foul a spray couldn't even help talk about killing the mood damn near threw up
She was so embarrassed Cuz how I fell over and didn't even move for like a min
Eyes open like I had a Damn concussion

u can avoid this by not trying to fucck after taking chicks out to eat lol. fucck before. if u dont know the chick and this is the first time trying to fucck, take em out for drinks. what u just described is one of things i hope to never encounter during sex. because it takes the littlest of things to turn me off.

 

[twan83]

u can avoid this by not trying to fucck after taking chicks out to eat lol. fucck before. if u dont know the chick and this is the first time trying to fucck, take em out for drinks. what u just described is one of things i hope to never encounter during sex. because it takes the littlest of things to turn me off.

Weren't no food Involved on my part
She must of ate before I came over I guess
All the other stuff u said I already know about
shyt happens I guess

 

[Cave Savage]

wait do guys actually dump chicks because they farted?

 

[El negrito de tejas]

Long story short... this nikka stopped a orgy from popping off because this insecure ass nikka didn't wanna take one for the team cause the girl he liked was getting felt up on by another one of our boys.

The nikka came in the room like "hey who wants McDonald's?!!!"

Them hoes didn't want to fukk anymore they was drunk, high, and hungry.

 

[Address_Unknown]

I took myself out of the game on two separate occasions. The first one included a pawg, a metal bathtub, personal lubricant and a scene from the movie old school. The second time I got my nose broken eating the box and cracked my septum and the shyt wouldn't stop bleeding so I had to go to casualty.

 

[At30wecashout]

Well, I ran from the p*ssy once when I was younger. She was hot to trot and I was a bytch-boy. To be fair she surprised me, and I was not ready
to lose my virginity, no matter how ready I thought I was up until she started unbuttoning my clothing. I said

"I gotta go."

My gaze was fixed on the door, knowing full well my baby-boner was giving her mixed signals. I pushed her off like I was kicking out at 2 and a half, and left her house
without saying a word.

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

I took myself out of the game on two separate occasions. The first one included a pawg, a metal bathtub, personal lubricant and a scene from the movie old school. The second time I got my nose broken eating the box and cracked my septum and the shyt wouldn't stop bleeding so I had to go to casualty.

This nikka out here doing wrestling moves with bytches during sex

 

[A.V.]

 

[The Mad Titan]

Weren't no food Involved on my part
She must of ate before I came over I guess
All the other stuff u said I already know about
shyt happens I guess

 

[The Mad Titan]

I've had something happen while in the act that has scarred me till this day. It involved a chick falling back on me from one of those risen beds.

It was one of the most painful things

 

[Address_Unknown]

This nikka out here doing wrestling moves with bytches during sex

Man breh...signals got crossed, shyt halted too quickly, started up even quicker and bam....I'm on the ground fluttering like a hummingbird while my right eye goes ballistic and I got blood all in my mouth.More frightening that painful, but still.