Spin: Unsexy Things In The Bedroom

[wet landscapes]

males

 

[Dat Bruh Bill]

bytch was makin all this noise with her father in the living room watchin the Lakers game probably lookin like

real talk, her pops aint shyt

 

[Mowgli]

real talk, her pops aint shyt

He was a hard working cook in a restairant. I respected him.

After sex though she went out and sat in his lap and we watched the 4th quarter.

AWWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRRRRRRD

 

[Taadow]

queefing

socks on during sex

Women trying to suck your taint even though u know u got sour butt.

Disagree with all these.

anyway:

- diapers
- keeping your retainer on the nightstand by the bed
- having to use Preperation-H for lube because you ain't got nothin' else better
- putting on some music and you pick a CD that got skips

 

[Art Barr]

females who talk dirty and sound like the female on twista's adrenaline rush.
females with a stomach that looks like it is the housing and docking port for krang.
unshaved vaginal areas.
females who don't kiss well.
prostitute style sex and lay with no intimacy
non-sexually secure females


art barr

 

[bennett]

Women trying to suck your taint even though u know u got sour butt.

*puke*

 

[Heafcliffe]

Simple. Streaks of dook in da draws

 

[Couth]

Ass cheeks getting all sweaty and sticking to sheets when you're on bottom.


When females fake orgasm super loud right in your ear.

Females who have bad hygiene

 

[semtex]

Jiujitsu

 

[AtomicUse]

fukking her and she's not wanting to stop when her kids pop there head in the door

Believe me happen so much when I was banging single moms

Are you being serious with this post? That really happened to you a few times? Wow.

 

[Biblical Goon]

females who talk dirty and sound like the female on twista's adrenaline rush.
females with a stomach that looks like it is the housing and docking port for krang.
unshaved vaginal areas.
females who don't kiss well.
prostitute style sex and lay with no intimacy
non-sexually secure females


art barr

 

[Cat piss martini]

her coming to bed in the (ahem)
comfortable draws.

 

[Dank Hill]

I don't like fukking to any kind of music to begin with but bytches that want me to fukk them to trap music is a complete turn off for me ( I need to stop messing with these hoodrats mayne)
women who don't know how to suck balls and suck em too hard

 

[Zach Lowe]

art barr

 

[Torrential]

Me: you ready for this dikk?

Her: Yea but I have to pee first brb
Me: