Norrin Radd
To me, my board!
Challenge him to a hair vs hair match at Mania 
spin: Vince just crashed into ur car, when you get out and see it's him, how do u react?
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Vic Damone. Jr
Don't support the phonies, support the real
OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
The news gotta play me going thru the windshield in slow mo to "my sacrafice" by creed
Vince: Hey pal, sorry about that you ok?
Me: No I'm not ok you blind mutha, OH shyt Vince McMahon
Vince:
That's Vincent Kennedy McMahon DAMMIT! What's someone like you doing in this part of Connecticut 
Are you one of those "bad hombres" my good friend President Trump is always talking about?
Me:
fukk all that, you just totaled my car. How am I supposed to get home now? I'm calling the cops.
Vince: Wait just a damn minute. I'm Vince McMahon, you'll be wrestling dark matches for the rest of your contract if you do that.
Me: I don't work for you man. What's all that white powder under your nose tho
Vince: Huh? I was eating a powered donut when you smashed into me pal. Forget it no cops, just name your price and we'll forget this ever happened.
Me: I get hired to go on the road with WWE for 6 months as a special masseuse for the female talent
and Sami has to be my driver 
, DEAL!
Vince:
Me:
,
Me: No I'm not ok you blind mutha, OH shyt Vince McMahon
Vince:
Are you one of those "bad hombres" my good friend President Trump is always talking about?Me:
fukk all that, you just totaled my car. How am I supposed to get home now? I'm calling the cops.Vince: Wait just a damn minute. I'm Vince McMahon, you'll be wrestling dark matches for the rest of your contract if you do that.
Me: I don't work for you man. What's all that white powder under your nose tho
Vince: Huh? I was eating a powered donut when you smashed into me pal. Forget it no cops, just name your price and we'll forget this ever happened.
Me: I get hired to go on the road with WWE for 6 months as a special masseuse for the female talent
and Sami has to be my driver , DEAL!Vince:
Me:
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GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
1. Make sure witnesses are around and stumble out of the car hittin that D-Von seizure sell
2. Show up in court bandaged up like the YET-TAY
3. Profit
2. Show up in court bandaged up like the YET-TAY
3. Profit
stay my ass on the ground like the Blue Blazer til the ambulance come
Kunty McPhuck
Scust Szn has Returned
Ask him, did Macho Man really make a young and ripe Steph snap into his Slim Jim.
Bootzilla
Direct from the chocolate milkyway
Bootzilla
Direct from the chocolate milkyway
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HipHopStan
Top 113 Poster
i'm laughing straight to the bank with this
haw haw haw haw HAW haw haw haw haw
The bumps this cat takes...and it will prolly be a simple one that will inevitably fukk his whole shyt up
Breh Obama
First Breh President. Coli Prophet.
ExodusNirvana
Change is inevitable...
"We can do this via insurance and hospital bills...or you can pay me in cash and get Mojo Rawley off my TV, put the kibosh on this brand split foolishness, and fix this Bullet Club stable opportunity that you have so clearly bungled. The choice is yours Vincent...."