Spin: Weird sh!t you do or about you nobody would guess..

[Malta]

After I wash my hands in a public restroom, I either open the door with a paper towel wrapped around the handle or press the handicap button with a paper towel. You'd be surprised on how many grown ass people don't wash their hands.

I do that, or if I'm wearing a hoodie I'll put my hands inside the pockets and open the door like that. I ain't touching door handles in a bathroom

 

[Rice N Beans]

*bites finger nails, picks teeth with them.*

 

[Illuminatos]

When I'm in a rush and I have to piss I make sure not to touch my dikk and piss hands free and then flush the toilet with my feet so I don't have to wash my hands. No fukks given.

I bring my phone with me in the bathroom when I take a shyt.

 

[Mofongo]

i never sit down when i take a shyt. i just use my arms to hold on to the seat so im suspended in air then do the business. dont want my ass touching where everyone else ass been.

So u rather place ur hands on it??.

 

[Days of Future Piff]

* I'll just randomly start popping sometimes for no reason. Boogaloo Shrimp status

* I also do that michael jackson side glide a lot instead of sidestepping to the left or right.

* there's always music in my head, or someone speaking. I often gotta catch myself humming out songs or imaginary scenarios I'm thinking about involving people I know in real life.

* I often catch myself laughing at random stuff I think about that has nothing to do with what's actually going on with me at the moment.

 

[Harry Sax]

sometimes i hold my hand underneath my ass and fart on it so i can get tha freshest fart smell possible

 

[humble Hermit]

sometimes i hold my hand underneath my ass and fart on it so i can get tha freshest fart smell possible

 

[Hulk Hogan]

While driving, I will fart. I first open the rear window. Then, I will open the front window. If I open the front window first, it will cause the air currents to swirl the fart gases back to me. If I open the back windows first, the air currents will draw the fart gases to the back of the vehicle. Then, opening the front windows will increase the interior air pressure. Since the air current in the rear are already swirling, the new air pressure pushes it out the back window. But sometimes, the negative air pressure doesn't catch up fast enough and the fart gases will get caught in a pseudo eddy in the driver's area and I will smell my fart.

YOU SHOULD BE GIVEN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR DROPPING THIS GEM, BROTHER!

 

[skeetsinternal]

To piggyback on the bathroom post, if i dont have a paper towel I open the doors from the very top of the door because no one opens the doors from the very top.

I have so many knives all over my house just laying around just to play with, doing tricks and shyt, building up that muscle memory.

I do kegals alot like at work, gym, driving etc

 

[ChocolateGiddyUp]

Before I take a shyt I gotta get 100% naked don't know why but I been doing it since I was potty trained

I look in the mirror ALOT

 

[concise]

I often count the squares that the sidewalk is divided into as I walk along it, and always reset the count for changes in texture.

 

[Nobuo Uematsu]

If there's a pile of coins laying around anywhere, I gotta stack em up, largest on the bottom, smallest on the top.

I also have a folder on my computer of porn facial expressions. No actual porn in the folder. Just the faces.

When no one is around I randomly do the moves from fighting games. When i had roommates, one of em caught me in the kitchen shoryukening the bread.

That's all I got.

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

I'm always thinking of shiit that makes me laugh, or using coli slang to fukk with people i do and dont know. Yelling at people while driving has become a hobby of mine.

me: *sees random couple walking* *yells "YO GIRL FAT AS FUCCK AND YOU SHARE THAT GIRL" *

guy:

girl:

me: *peels off*

I can be really immature with no fuccks given, i also troll drive-through's in my spare time.

Cupping......

 

[LucaBrasi]

I dance and rap/sing a lot when nobody is around

When I was a kid I would create imaginary scenarios in my head with different characters like, Goku, Spider-man, Ninja turtles in my head and act them out when I was alone.

Another thing I used to do was change verses I'd rap and slightly change the lyrics so the song became about, fukking your mom in different ways

Take people I know or see and imagine them in crazy scenarios or situations I've never seen em in.

Sometimes I put my index finger in my bellybutton and smell it

I rap verses I know in my head out loud and put a totally different flow on it.

 

[Kings County]

I'm 27 and wipe standing up. Just found out like a few months ago that shyt wasn't normal

wait nikkas wipe sitting down how the fukk