Spin: Whats the fastest amount of time u ever quit a job and why?

[Tommy Sheppard]

the pastor at this church I used to go to told me he had a job for me at a school he worked at when I was 21, I thought I was going to just be some type of aid or monitor because it was a summer program, so I get all fresh expecting to see some fine ass teachers or other assistants at work and I get there and this nikka said follow me, I get to his office and some old lady was in there with a mop and broom I'm already pissed because I'm getting my white forces dirty


so we get a break after about 2 hours and i started chopping it up with another worker:

me: how much they paying y'all for this breh

the guy: around 7.50-8 a hour but they have good benefits

me: your joking right

him: I'm dead serious homie


me: y'all gentleman enjoy the rest of y'all day, I'm out of here

 

[duncanthetall]

That's not even hard

fukk that heat and carrying them crackers bags

 

[Kings County]

I was gonna be security for a convention center. I put my shirt and badge on ready for my first day, looked in the mirror and said fukk this I can't have a cop ass job. I threw that uniform away and caught a qp off the face and got back to flipping.

30 minutes...

In high school, I use to work for an employment agency that sent me to various factories...As I was getting ready for University, I quit...However, I had a good relationship with the owner, and he called me to fill a position, and I accepted...

It was a Turkey factory...They killed turkeys and took all the meat, and my job was to get all the meat that the machines couldn't get from the carcass...I guess they make hot dogs with that...

The place was cold as hell, and my fingers were frozen...Then the supervisor comes and tells me, I need to work faster or go home...I took off my apron and hair net, and left without a single word...

Only job I have ever walked out on, and I have worked multiple jobs...

the pastor at this church I used to go to told me he had a job for me at a school he worked at when I was 21, I thought I was going to just be some type of aid or monitor because it was a summer program, so I get all fresh expecting to see some fine ass teachers or other assistants at work and I get there and this nikka said follow me, I get to his office and some old lady was in there with a mop and broom I'm already pissed because I'm getting my white forces dirty


so we get a break after about 2 hours and i started chopping it up with another worker:

me: how much they paying y'all for this breh

the guy: around 7.50-8 a hour but they have good benefits

me: your joking right

him: I'm dead serious homie


me: y'all gentleman enjoy the rest of y'all day, I'm out of here

 

[The Oracle]

Those jobs hardened my soul...I CANNOT accept anybody in Canada telling me that they do crime, because they can't get a job...I worked with convicted felons in those factories...

Ever since I moved to Canada from South Africa, I was always employed...I humbled myself and did whatever legal work I could do regardless of how much it paid...

This is why people hate immigrants, because we are humble and ready to build from the bottom up...We see all the opportunities that born-citizens don't see or are too snobbish to accept...

Then when they see us in big houses, nice cars, and taking vacations, then they start complaining about "Immigrants are taking our jobs"...

dey terk r jawbs!!

 

[Money Be Green]

Quit KFC my first day. Only reason I took that shytty job cause my lawyer said it would look good for my case I was fighting. Job was paying $7.25 Boss man had me cleaning up the whole time. About 3 hours I said fukk this dumb ass job and walked out the back door , without telling anybody. 2 days later I got a call from Uhaul for an interview and got it

 

[N*E*R*D]

3 or 4 days it was a seasonal gig @ a production company...it was just hell doing the same thing for 8hrs with like a 20 minute lunch break and like 2 10 min breaks. That junk was like a full body workout and I wasn't really willing to wait out my body getting used to it.

 

[Dominic Decoco]

Worked at Subway for a day. Cac told me he needed me to work at three different locations.

I made 2 foot longs when he left and dipped, leaving this cute chick by herself lol.

 

[SouljaVoy]

This thread is hilarious

Quickest job I quit was Starbucks in a Target....I quit after 1 week.

Man that shyt was WACK... The cleaning up at closing was just miserable, they literally have you clean EVERY SINGLE THING in the store spotless everynight (it doesn't sound hard, but it's unreal), the dating the pastries and shyt was miserable as well and you cant even eat anything or you'll get fired, but you throw out a TON of shyt. Not to mention dealing with bytchy ass white people all day, and no tip jar, and getting paid minimum wage... fukk that.

Also I was at a boogie Target...so a lot of Black women with good jobs and BMW's and shyt be in there giving me straight attitude like I'm some fukk nikka not doing anything with my life.

bytch I'm in college.

I'm worthy of your love.

Two jobs I won't take: Telemarketer and Collections.
One is annoying and *rarely* lucractive, and the other requires you to be a desperate piece of shyt if you can hound poor folks about payments, especially when you
call their JOBS and relatives that don't even fukking live with them, and often, aren't in the same state! All that shyt happened to me in 2014.

In any case, quickest I ever quit was a day. I was doing dishwashing in a huge restaurant and it was easy, and the pay was CRACKING, as on my first day, I was making more
than the waiters because of tipshare with my wage

My old boss called me back to my other job because her new guy proved to be a lying thief, and I didn't have a car at the time, so there was *1* bus after work and if I missed that, an hour walk.
I accepted that paycut and went back to my old job. I smelled like spaghetti for a month

Dishwashing is something I could never do....... I've worked in restaurants and seen what they gotta do..... hell to the fukkin naw.

I don't see how dishwashers aren't dead from diseases after like 3 months working the job.... Them mother fukkers gotta have hepatitis or something

I was like 17. Caddy for one round of golf. Never returned after break.

How much you got paid?

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Only worked one job my whole life

 

[kdub83]

Telemarketing. Was there for 3 days. Two for training and one actually on the phone. I don't really like talking on the phone like that and I was pissed when they clocked me out when I went to the bathroom. At the rate they were turning over people, I knew it wasn't a place I would be at long, so I said fukk it and didn't go back. They even called me and everything and I straight up told them I'm not coming back. They mailed my check and that was it.

 

[Kings County]

Worked at Subway for a day. Cac told me he needed me to work at three different locations.

I made 2 foot longs when he left and dipped, leaving this cute chick by herself lol.

how u leave shorty all alone. slime aint even finish his shift

Only worked one job my whole life

where at ?

 

[International S.]

worked at a gas station ... about 2 months

Spoiler: New Hire

My boss was one of them low key racist type white women
about 3 weeks into working there
her daughter borrowed her car and had to pick her up after I took over the shift
she grabbed a bottle of water and some candy... and kept looking me dead in the eyes
after I rang her up...I just smiled and said have a nice day...when they left the store I was looking
at the ass and shape thinking damn and she looked back and smiled... ok

later that night she comes back I'm at the pumps changing trash
while the overnight man gets ready for his shift
she got on a black tee and some black and pink tights and Air max... I see you girl
she gets a bottle of water and cigars and starts with the
"I never seen you around here before"
I go "well if you did would you really remember me"
she says "I Damn Sure Would"
Me:Word
....taps the contacts icon and creates a new spot
hands her the phone and tell her imma hit you up sometime

I never call her...I ain't tryna fukk this job up...+ I gotta girl at home
but every time I would see her I would wonder what its like

Spoiler: Horse Bar

They have a white people bar out here in the country that has parking for horses alongside of it
I met a *Client* in the main parking lot and then spotted her leaving with some friends
I called her over and said "this the spot right chea huh" she laughed and said "there is a party here tonight for military
but what you about to do"...I told her "hop in" and rolled the window up

she ran over to her peoples and told em she was out, the other white girls asked her "who is that?"
...she said "a new friend"
while she did that I hit my girl who's helping her sister with her new baby, told her I was dead tired from the gas station and was taking it down for the night.
shorty hopped in and I went wit her to her crib...rolled up while watching Black Ink and she came out in a robe with a bottle of Hennessy
then asked me "if I have any tattoos?"
I told her no and she says "wanna see mine" and opened the robe showing me tattoos on her chest thighs and ass...buckey naked...shaven...smelling like bath and body works...

after 5 shots I smashed and stayed the night...

the next morning her mom starts blowing the phone up...I'm in the bathroom sink bathing as I hear her telling her mom "I'm alone...I left andy's party early last night" "no one is here ...I slept in today" "I didn't leave with anyone......I caught a cab home...I left at 11:00...why are you asking so many questions"

Me:her mom is on her ass

after she hangs up, I'm just about to ready to leave... I'm slipping anyway staying the night over here
I tell her i'll text her later and she jumps up to give me a hug I rubbed on the ass and said lemme go
"you tryna to get shyt started" she laughed and said "I'm about to shower text me later"

I hit the door hop in the car and leave, made it home before my girl...threw my boxers away

Spoiler: The Fall

the next day at work my boss was being short with me...not making eye contact when she spoke to me
spending the whole time in the office ... I ask her "is everything ok" she say's "why wouldn't it be ok"
Ok bytch
I and go make coffee shooting the shyt with the truckers
her daughter comes in to pick moms up and say's to me "hey you look like your having a good day"
I say "My day has been great how about y..." mom blurts out "hey can you wash out those old coffee pots"
then looks at her daughter and says "Kelly come on" she says a quick bye and they leave

that was odd... as they walked away daughter turns and looks at me like

manager kept that attitude for about 4 and a half weeks getting worse and worse until she finally asked
"how do you know Kelly"
I told her "from here...she's your daughter"
she say's "you didn't pick her up from Marv's one friday night"
"her friend... my neighbor Candace told me she left Marv's with a guy in a tan Lincoln"
Me: "I'm not the only guy with a tan Lincoln"
"uh really I saw it parked out front her place that morning"
Me: "so what exactly are your trying to say"
"I hate fukking liars...THE PLATES MATCH" then storms to the office

that was my last day...but it was far from the last time p*ssy got me in trouble on a job

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

worked at a gas station ... about 2 months

Spoiler: New Hire

My boss was one of them low key racist type white women
about 3 weeks into working there
her daughter borrowed her car and had to pick her up after I took over the shift
she grabbed a bottle of water and some candy... and kept looking me dead in the eyes
after I rang her up...I just smiled and said have a nice day...when they left the store I was looking
at the ass and shape thinking damn and she looked back and smiled... ok

later that night she comes back I'm at the pumps changing trash
while the overnight man gets ready for his shift
she got on a black tee and some black and pink tights and Air max... I see you girl
she gets a bottle of water and cigars and starts with the
"I never seen you around here before"
I go "well if you did would you really remember me"
she says "I Damn Sure Would"
Me:Word
....taps the contacts icon and creates a new spot
hands her the phone and tell her imma hit you up sometime

I never call her...I ain't tryna fukk this job up...+ I gotta girl at home
but every time I would see her I would wonder what its like

Spoiler: Horse Bar

They have a white people bar out here in the country that has parking for horses alongside of it
I met a *Client* in the main parking lot and then spotted her leaving with some friends
I called her over and said "this the spot right chea huh" she laughed and said "there is a party here tonight for military
but what you about to do"...I told her "hop in" and rolled the window up

she ran over to her peoples and told em she was out, the other white girls asked her "who is that?"
...she said "a new friend"
while she did that I hit my girl who's helping her sister with her new baby, told her I was dead tired from the gas station and was taking it down for the night.
shorty hopped in and I went wit her to her crib...rolled up while watching Black Ink and she came out in a robe with a bottle of Hennessy
then asked me "if I have any tattoos?"
I told her no and she says "wanna see mine" and opened the robe showing me tattoos on her chest thighs and ass...buckey naked...shaven...smelling like bath and body works...

after 5 shots I smashed and stayed the night...

the next morning her mom starts blowing the phone up...I'm in the bathroom sink bathing as I hear her telling her mom "I'm alone...I left andy's party early last night" "no one is here ...I slept in today" "I didn't leave with anyone......I caught a cab home...I left at 11:00...why are you asking so many questions"

Me:her mom is on her ass

after she hangs up, I'm just about to ready to leave... I'm slipping anyway staying the night over here
I tell her i'll text her later and she jumps up to give me a hug I rubbed on the ass and said lemme go
"you tryna to get shyt started" she laughed and said "I'm about to shower text me later"

I hit the door hop in the car and leave, made it home before my girl...threw my boxers away

Spoiler: The Fall

the next day at work my boss was being short with me...not making eye contact when she spoke to me
spending the whole time in the office ... I ask her "is everything ok" she say's "why wouldn't it be ok"
Ok bytch
I and go make coffee shooting the shyt with the truckers
her daughter comes in to pick moms up and say's to me "hey you look like your having a good day"
I say "My day has been great how about y..." mom blurts out "hey can you wash out those old coffee pots"
then looks at her daughter and says "Kelly come on" she says a quick bye and they leave

that was odd... as they walked away daughter turns and looks at me like

manager kept that attitude for about 4 and a half weeks getting worse and worse until she finally asked
"how do you know Kelly"
I told her "from here...she's your daughter"
she say's "you didn't pick her up from Marv's one friday night"
"her friend... my neighbor Candace told me she left Marv's with a guy in a tan Lincoln"
Me: "I'm not the only guy with a tan Lincoln"
"uh really I saw it parked out front her place that morning"
Me: "so what exactly are your trying to say"
"I hate fukking liars...THE PLATES MATCH" then storms to the office

that was my last day...but it was far from the last time p*ssy got me in trouble on a job

man u gotta drop another story. Do tell.

 

[Kobes Two Jerseys]

When I was 16 working at McDonalds, 4 days... 3 reasons why they got the bushes

1. I worked during those .39 Sunday cheeseburger/.29 Wednesday hamburger deals breh's, all these fat people would come through non-stop cashing out on these joints

2. Seeing bad hoes you wanted to get the skins with and they seeing you flipping burgers with the peter pan hat on

3. Dealing with punk ass coworkers that always try to shyt on a ese' whenever they get the chance

#2 is why I quit Taco Bell. Still ended up boning a broad that came through. Knew her from before, she saw me and called me over. Quit a few weeks later though. Going to that place just put a damper on my mood.

 

[Broke Wave]

2 days at mcdonalds.. pushed me into selling crack