One of my closest high school "friends."
We became friends because I tried to get with her. Would invite her to my block to chill after school and stuff. But she was sticking to her virginity and wasn't down for a real relationship, but we remained friends. I went ahead and dated this PAWG chick in the same class after, which kind of made her mad. She would always get at me for "choosing a snow bunny" even though I went for her first.
One day she began asking me to prank call this girl who was the gf of her cousin or something. Apparently we had the exact same voice, accent and everything. I went wit it and this chick actually believed I was him. She would be listening silent on three way, sometimes directing me on what to say over text.
She asked me to do this almost every night until eventually I got kinda tired of it. She offered me an Xbox 360 to keep doing it. I said sure.
Eventually she agreed to meet me somewhere where we'd exchange the Xbox. I show up. She's not there. I call "I'm coming." An hour later still not there. Every time I text she says she's coming, but nothing. I'm waiting for two hours before I just leave.
She apologizes that she couldn't show up but asks me again to prank call her cousin's gf, promising she got me on the Xbox next weekend. I do it. Same shyt again. Show up where she said to meet. Says she's coming until I just give up.
She apologizes again, says she definitely got me, and asks me to continue prank calling. My dumbass does it. Got flaked again.
By the third time around that's when I started cursing at her ass. I insinuate something about her father--who passed away--would be disappointed.
She threatens to kill me and I stop talking to her after that.
Yeeeears later she calls me outta nowhere. Crying, apologizing, saying she's changed and matured and feels terribly about when we were in high school.
I accept the apology and we remained friends for years. We maintain that what we have is platonic
She had a friend that I also became cool with. Shorty was thick and lovely. We never got to hang out alone. Always as a group with this other girl. But we would all hang out at her apartment and we started talking alot and getting kind of close.
One night I invite both of them out to a nice live Latin music venue in Harlem that had a great salsa/jazz band playing. Real nice place. Fantastic food. Me and her friend are sitting next to each other, talking, I got my arms stretched out around her arms, she's telling me how great this venue is and how cool it is I found out about it.
She goes ballistic. Starts arguing with the other girl for practically no reason, talking about "lets go. WE'RE LEAVING!" She didn't want to leave and so my friend gets so upset that she starts a big "Love and Hip Hop" looking ass embarrassing scene, tossing the water across the table, grabbing the other girl, shouting, pulling her off the table. All in front of a peaceful crowd and a live band trying to perform in a really classy venue. They both leave. wiht my friend forcing the other girl out. I just sat there with spilled water on my shirt looking like an idiot.
The next day I check in on everyone to make sure they're alright but by the time I did my "friend" already went out of her way telling private things about my life to friends and family. Trying to ruin my life or something. I say nothing to this girl and have already decided our friendship is 100% done. |
She calls me to apologize but to blame me for "making her feel like a third wheel" and make me accountable for the whole night at the same time. I ask her "why did you go and do that. Telling my business to people. Why was that necessary..?." She starts juelzing "look....you made me feel like.....it's because y'all were....you made me!" I'm not taking the shyt. I ask her again why was that necessary. I don't care how you think you felt at the time. Why would you tell my business to others?" She loses it again. "YOU KNOW WHAT!? fukk YOU! YOU'RE fukkIN CRAZY!" and then immediately hangs up.
Ain't spoken to her since. I think it's about the worst kept secret she had a long lost crush that she missed out on a long time ago and couldn't handle her own insecurities. We suppose to be just friends, but she going off like a mad jealous girlfriend.
I'm pretty convinced she is bipolar or has some type of personality disorder with her crazy mood swings and obsession with playing around with other people's private lives.
Last I heard she's come out the closet, is now dating girls, and doesn't talk to neither me or the other girl no more.
I feel sorry for her, but I do need to hit up the other girl again some time.