Paul George - Paul Gorgeous (forgot who came up with that but it was genius)
Blake Griffin - Caramel Shoulders was his old nick name. In honor of these thread I give you "Half-Breed, Half-Amazing"




Blake Griffin is Kuwabara
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except he beat himself with 'the servant'Durantula is quite possibly the worst nickname a superstar has ever had.


shot at 1:38 though![]()

is this nikka taking left handed shots towards the end of the video?is this nikka taking left handed shots towards the end of the video?
Seems like these young bucks aint about that AKA life
Paul George doesnt get a nickname?
Blake Griffin?
Kyrie Irving?
James Harden?
Westbrook?
Aldridge?
Coli exclusives aside, most of em dont have nicknames or just fall back on generic initial/last name combinations (CP3, KD, K.Love, D.Rose)
What happened to the days of The Iceman and Dr. Dunkenstein?Human Highlight Film![]()
Now we have Big Baby and Swaggy P![]()
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The Greek Freak
Crash
The Polish Hammer
J-Smoove
Manimal
There are a few, but yeah, they're whack.
Rodman was called Worm since he was a kidToday’s nicknames are way better than corny ass ‘90s nicknames.
Imagine some fakkit calling himself “The Worm” in this era.

