SPINach...Come in here and act like a black woman

[Yinny]

*thinks liking generic dance shyt in the Top 40 means my musical taste is "diverse"*

*messing up my weave is a valid reason to not participate in an activity*

*likes men who are adventurous and spontaneous though*

 

[Tupac in a Business Suit]

**thinks Rose and Cliquot Yellow Label are good champagnes**

**thinks all sparkling alcohol is champagne**

**thinks shes eccentric because she buys organic from whole foods**

**her brand of politics is the catfighting on random reality shows**

 

[Black]

All negresses will allow their heathen children to run wild in stores and break things.

*Goes to McDonalds attempts to use EBT card gets denied acts belligerent*

*Thinks being a strong black woman is being loud*

*Makes statuses on facebook about so so celebrity is my baby daddy*

*Gets pregnant won't let father in childs life and says "it's hard being a single parent"*

*wears weaves pats head loudly*

*Calls herself a bad bytch gets mad when a guy calls her a bytch*

 

[Primetime21]

.

 

[ThaBoyBam]

"Aww he called me from jail when i get home I'll write him I"

Saw this shyt on facebook just now

 

[Marti]

*reads blogs about trivial celeb bullshyt more than I do the news*

*regularly quotes/refers to Mediafakeout items*

This me all the way.

 

[Marti]

*undergoes quarterly "Facebook friends cleansing ritual," makes constant announcements about De-Friendageddon*

This one too. Did that last month.

I thought everybody did that.

Aw man

LOL

 

[Rominati]

*Has had sex with a guy named Tyrone*

 

[Marti]

**drinks snapple**

**eats salad from Wendy's or McDonalds**

Hey!

Simply lemonade >















I love salads from Mcdonalds

 

[BlvdBrawler]

*fukks 4 different dudes in one week*
*is "celibate"*

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

*goes un-diagnosed with Bi-polar disorder for large amount of life

That is so fukking true

 

[Marti]

Some of yall are coming off as salty and hurt real talk though

Anywho



* Favorite football team is who ever has the finest players*

*Watch "The Game" religiously every week*

* Go clubbing saturday night, in Church Sunday morning talking about demons and whores*

*Buy sexy swim suit just to sit in the sand at the beach*

 

[Sierra Mist]

*Gets mad when someone calls me a bytch.*
*Feels like a Princess when someone puts the word "bad" in front of it."

 

[Pool_Shark]

*Throws a temper tantrum in public*
*Gets asked to act more like a lady, replies "That's white people shyt"*
*Is asked calmly to quiet down a little, gets even louder talking about "I don't care who hears."*
*Uses thickness as an excuse not to get in shape*

 

[Emperor Sol]