Spinnage: Facial expression after condom breaks? How many strokes post realization?

[newworldafro]

This is very real talk and I'm not even trying to treat this like a joke.......... .... .......... seriously......

You've arrived ready for battle with the moist monster that awaits you, got your comfortable fit and everything, so you're stroking like a beautiful walk through the park that turns into a sprint, but your intense pressure and vascularity rips through the latex like Hulk ripping through his clothes in transformation...and all of it sudden it goes from this alright ......... to the ........ course you have to look down and make sure what your feeling is correct so you can take appropriate action, but once you see/feel with your hands it is broken.....................................

STOP!!!!!! Thats what your mind says..........
GO FOOL!!! is what your lil big man is saying

Questions.....
A. whats your facial expression when it breaks and
B. how many strokes do you get in before you come (damh) to your senses and say "No, I have to be disciplined with this saturated embrace" and pull the hell out and tell her and get another condom???

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

if she a bad bytch then 10-12 more strokes

If she a jump off then 1-3 more strokes

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

the last time this happened to me, i almost knew for sure it was gonna break for some reason. when it did break, i remember i had a quick flash, a mental image of how it looked inside. to me, it reminded me of how a fat person looks when they put on a shirt too small and their head pops out the top while all other parts of shirt are too tight, fat and all hanging out. i can't remember if i stopped right when it happened but i do remember her asking me if the condom broke shortly after i had my "t-shirt too tight" vision so more than likely i probably did continue for a few more seconds after it broke but slowed down and that's when it became obvious to both of us...

edit: oh, so the facial expression when it happened was then it went to

 

[emac]

The ol' Harry Houdini, you put the jimmy on extra tight...beat it up...pull it out and the condom is laying on the bed or off to the side like ;)

 

[NSSVO]

if she a bad bytch then 10-12 more strokes

If she a jump off then 1-3 more strokes

Yes.

 

[obarth]

Condom breaks:

Girl ask if there's something wrong: Nah, everything's ok.

Proceed to get jiggy

 

[ThaBoyBam]

if she a bad bytch then 10-12 more strokes

If she a jump off then 1-3 more strokes

Basically. I be wanting that shyt to break tho

 

[M617]

I broke a condom in a hooker before and got in a few good strokes before realizing and this was at a brothel so you know everyone has been up in it

When they say to leave like a half inch of room at the tip their not lieing i had it really tight and it snapped and not the first time

 

[fantabolous]

best/worst shyt ever

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Dry p*ssy and those cheap condoms you get for free at the public health clinic

= High possibilities of condom breakage.



And never frolic around with a chick who just had a fresh douche.It kills the pH balance and leaves the p*ssy all out of wack.If you're going to run up in it, use some lube.Douching quiets down that "natural juices" flow.You might even mangle a few magnums if you catch them at this time.


No drenching baby oil all on the ass cheeks like they do in the pornos.That shyt have the p*ssy feeling likeeven with a condom on.(them porno dudes got some serious stamina.I can't imagine going up in a baby oil drenched twat, raw dog.Even with a condom, I have to use breathing techniques to keep from getting over excited and letting it fly)It feel so good because the baby oil is disintegrating the condom.


In my experiences, the wetter, the better.


I think it should be mandatory to use lube whenever you use a condom, no matter what.Just make sure it's water based and you should be alright.



The scariest condom break I ever had was with this older chick.She was 42 years old.Bad as fukk.Had the most amazing hip to waist ratio I've ever witness live and in person.Just imagine Sinnamon Love with a smaller waist and a fatter ass.She was also limber as hell, being an ex dancer and all.She could still do the splits and everything.All that Mz.Twerksum shyt, she still had it in her arsenal.I met her at Walmart...I was already keyed in on the azz and we ended up in the same aisle.I felt that she was checking me out.You know that vibe you get when you're around older women who fiend young dudes? I felt the heat.She initiated the shyt by saying to me "You seem like a tall, strong young man..would you mind reaching up their and pulling that fan down for me?". She was trying to buy a fan for her house, but that shyt was way up on like the 4th shelf.Of course, i felt like this inside and immediately jumped on it.


Right then and there, she invited over to her house for dinner.She told me I seemed really nice and that she had a "gift" for being able to look inside a persons heart.She felt I had a good one.Long story short, I was over at her place about 4 hr's later....ready for "dinner"


Anyway....Once we started chit chatting and sharing our life stories,she was bluntly honest with me.Told me she was a stripper/drug addict in her younger years, but she had gave her life over to Christ.It was in her past, but still, coming through those 80's when HIV was being passed around rampant, It would be a miracle if she made it through untouched...Especially being that she was a stripper and a drug addict.

I was a lil skeptical, but the way she looked in those spandex pants she was wearing...made my mind go blank.She seemed cool.She was very religious at that point.......religious, yet freaky...as I was about to find out.


As I already told you, she used to be a stripper.After we we're done with dinner(Fried chicken, macaroni, greens, and corn bread) she asked me if I would like to see her dance?.She went to her bedroom and left me sitting in the living room.No lie, she came back wearing nothing but a cherry red thong, a bra, and carrying bottle of baby oil.I damn near fainted.The way that ass wobbled and shaked as she walked across the living room.


She turned on some music and told me "this is how I used to do it when I was a dancer"..she then dropped to the floor and did the splits. I was thinking "is this shyt really happening right now"...it felt like a wet dream.I kept pinching myself.


To make it short, that dance routine turned into a full on,drenched in baby oil, animalistic fukk session.

Some of the best sex I've ever had in my life.The condom broke as she was on top, pop locking on my shyt.I felt it break, but I couldn't tell her to stop.shyt felt like gushy warm silk.....I let off all up inside of her


She was cool about it.Just looked at me with a big smile on her face and said "don't worry, I can't get pregnant anymore" I saw her go in the bathroom and squat over the toilet to push the cum out her p*ssy.After that, she reached into the cabinet, pulled out a douche bottle, and jammed it inside.



I was scared.....especially when I later found out she was using livelinks to sell p*ssy to guys she met over the phone.I knew by the way she squatted over that toilet and grabbed that massengill all in one smooth steady motion, she wasn't new to this shyt.She'd done it before


I was shook.I felt like my tonsils was swollen and shyt.I went to the doc and they told me come back in 90 days.I followed thru.Lucky for me, all my shyt came back negative.



You never know what these ho's are doing when they have idle time on their hands

 

[bl2k8]

Dry p*ssy and those cheap condoms you get for free at the public health clinic

= High possibilities of condom breakage.



And never frolic around with a chick who just had a fresh douche.It kills the pH balance and leaves the p*ssy all out of wack.If you're going to run up in it, use some lube.Douching quiets down that "natural juices" flow.You might even mangle a few magnums if you catch them at this time.


No drenching baby oil all on the ass cheeks like they do in the pornos.That shyt have the p*ssy feeling likeeven with a condom on.(them porno dudes got some serious stamina.I can't imagine going up in a baby oil drenched twat, raw dog.Even with a condom, I have to use breathing techniques to keep from getting over excited and letting it fly)It feel so good because the baby oil is disintegrating the condom.


In my experiences, the wetter, the better.


I think it should be mandatory to use lube whenever you use a condom, no matter what.Just make sure it's water based and you should be alright.



The scariest condom break I ever had was with this older chick.She was 42 years old.Bad as fukk.Had the most amazing hip to waist ratio I've ever witness live and in person.Just imagine Sinnamon Love with a smaller waist and a fatter ass.She was also limber as hell, being an ex dancer and all.She could still do the splits and everything.All that Mz.Twerksum shyt, she still had it in her arsenal.I met her at Walmart...I was already keyed in on the azz and we ended up in the same aisle.I felt that she was checking me out.You know that vibe you get when you're around older women who fiend young dudes? I felt the heat.She initiated the shyt by saying to me "You seem like a tall, strong young man..would you mind reaching up their and pulling that fan down for me?". She was trying to buy a fan for her house, but that shyt was way up on like the 4th shelf.Of course, i felt like this inside and immediately jumped on it.


Right then and there, she invited over to her house for dinner.She told me I seemed really nice and that she had a "gift" for being able to look inside a persons heart.She felt I had a good one.Long story short, I was over at her place about 4 hr's later....ready for "dinner"


Anyway....Once we started chit chatting and sharing our life stories,she was bluntly honest with me.Told me she was a stripper/drug addict in her younger years, but she had gave her life over to Christ.It was in her past, but still, coming through those 80's when HIV was being passed around rampant, It would be a miracle if she made it through untouched...Especially being that she was a stripper and a drug addict.

I was a lil skeptical, but the way she looked in those spandex pants she was wearing...made my mind go blank.She seemed cool.She was very religious at that point.......religious, yet freaky...as I was about to find out.


As I already told you, she used to be a stripper.After we we're done with dinner(Fried chicken, macaroni, greens, and corn bread) she asked me if I would like to see her dance?.She went to her bedroom and left me sitting in the living room.No lie, she came back wearing nothing but a cherry red thong, a bra, and carrying bottle of baby oil.I damn near fainted.The way that ass wobbled and shaked as she walked across the living room.


She turned on some music and told me "this is how I used to do it when I was a dancer"..she then dropped to the floor and did the splits. I was thinking "is this shyt really happening right now"...it felt like a wet dream.I kept pinching myself.


To make it short, that dance routine turned into a full on,drenched in baby oil, animalistic fukk session.

Some of the best sex I've ever had in my life.The condom broke as she was on top, pop locking on my shyt.I felt it break, but I couldn't tell her to stop.shyt felt like gushy warm silk.....I let off all up inside of her


She was cool about it.Just looked at me with a big smile on her face and said "don't worry, I can't get pregnant anymore" I saw her go in the bathroom and squat over the toilet to push the cum out her p*ssy.After that, she reached into the cabinet, pulled out a douche bottle, and jammed it inside.



I was scared.....especially when I later found out she was using livelinks to sell p*ssy to guys she met over the phone.I knew by the way she squatted over that toilet and grabbed that massengill all in one smooth steady motion, she wasn't new to this shyt.She'd done it before


I was shook.I felt like my tonsils was swollen and shyt.I went to the doc and they told me come back in 90 days.I followed thru.Lucky for me, all my shyt came back negative.



You never know what these ho's are doing when they have idle time on their hands

Damn this nugga didn't get not one dap off this novel

 

[L&HH]

Damn this nugga didn't get not one dap off this novel

nikkas musta been sleeping. post like that normally have 50 daps and alot of and responses

 

[innocentdevil]

Ain't no condom to break

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Damn this nugga didn't get not one dap off this novel

One of my very 1st post

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Ain't no condom to break