Spinnage: Facial expression after condom breaks? How many strokes post realization?

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North Jersey but I miss Cali :sadcam:
depending on who i'm smashing it you will either get a

:takedat: if I don't mind creampie and she says don't stop followed by a :banderas:
:damn: if she's a struggle smash followed by a :whoa: pull out
:steviej: if she's wifey material and we been together for a minute and I don't mind getting pregnant
:noah: if its feeling good and I'm not trying to get her pregnant and I know I have to pull out fast (will still get in a good 10 strokes)

:krs: if the ass is :wow: and i'm hitting it doggie
:leon: if i'm feeling her and it took me forever to finally smash

:childplease: if she says stop and she lied about being on the pill
:myman: if its anal followed by a :obama:if the ass is :ahh:
:merchant: if she already has kids because I know she's prone to getting pregnant followed by a :snoop: if I say fukk it and creampie her which would then get a :lupe: followed by a :manny:

If she's wifey type and I want to get her pregnant a simple :shaq: will occur
 

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This thread reminds me of this escort chick I nutted in years ago...maybe the most shook I ever been in my life...

This dude put me on this real exclusive escort site...and I mean exclusive...like...He gave me the website...then a code...you enter a code at the website...you get a call...dude ask you some questions...you get another code...you get to the website...shyt was crazy...you had to live within a certain number of miles of a major metropolitan area or the girls would not even come out...

Anyway it was a some straight pick your fantasy shyt....you just selected what you want...green hair...green eyes...if there was a combination they didn't have...say black chick orange hair yellow eyes...if you paid extra...the chick would just do it...whatever you want them to wear...they would...

So the first time I got some just plain jane white chick...it was cool...hit her off paid her sent her on her way...

Second time though I got into some shyt...

Got this black chick...had an accent...sounded British to me...anyway she came over and she was just ridiculously bad...she looked bad in the picture but jesus christ... never seen a chick before or after with an ass to waist ratio like hers...real dark skin...toned ass legs...just flawless...

So we get to it and this chick is just breaking me in half...usually in the bedroom I flex on a chick like
tumblr_n1drvtDe2V1qffcrao3_250.gif
...but man this chick destroyed me...just road me into the ground...bytch had me screaming...nikka i tapped out several times...just straight
TapOutLabellLock-1.gif


Then when it was over she just laid in the bed...we smoked a bit...talked about life...I found myself like "wtf am i doing :patrice:...this is an escort kick this bytch out :dwillhuh:" I did and she left and she gave me a kiss...one of them real relationship kisses...shyt had me like :merchant::why:

Man I couldn't stop thinking about her and decided I would leave her alone...hit up a few more chicks on the site...wouldn't even go to the page with her profile pick though...

Next thing I know this chick started calling me...I was like:dwillhuh:...She went on and on about how she wanted to kick it again...

So I give in after about a week...she comes through...she mad sure i used the site though so she could get paid:usure:... she brings some weed...shyt was laced with coke...I could taste it on the tip...but it was some good ass coke...I smoked laced blunts before but never like this...I took a few hits and that shyt had me thinking all types of crazy shyt...had me like http://global3.memecdn.com/bytch-high-as-fukk-eat-air-and-shyt_o_435221.webp


So then she pulls out some liquor...some little shyt in her purse...she was yellow and thick as fukk...like honey...man I drank that shyt and just instantly zoned the fukk out...

So we go into the bedroom and start going at it...this bytch talking bout make love to me...I love you...I want to have your kids...bytch looking in my eyes and crying and shyt and monaing in my ear...I tried to keep the :birdman: but eventually I broke down to on some simp ass :to:shyt...the only time I can absolutely say I went into some mode...

Man I busted in this chick several times...and then after we finished...I rolled over...and I remember looking at my dresser drawer like
giphy.gif
...cause i see the two condom wrappers on the dresser...and the top is not torn off of them...my brain couldn't process it...it kept trying to jump to the conclusion that at least one of the condoms was on my penis...i kept trying to rationalize it like
tumblr_lzvm2aKvXq1r3ovdbo1_400.gif
...

Then I look down...penis just bare with a bunch of juice on it...looked around the bed and it's just grimy wet spots everywhere...man i freaked the fukk out on some...
tumblr_misy10CbxF1rkt0cwo1_250.gif
...bytch started hugging me and told me it was good for her to and she loved me and shyt and i am just thinking "dude you just nutted in a fukking escort"...i just rolled over like
devestated.gif
...bytch started crying to and this shyt started going through my head ...

Aftter awhile she leaves and I delete her number...fukk it I delete every number in my phone that don't have a name attached to it...never went back to the site again...Every time I heard a car outside I'd be looking out my balcony like
WGbW1.gif
...thinking it was her with my kid...

Then I started freaking out like...how could I nut in a chick so many times and not get her pregnant:lupe:...am I shooting blanks :lupe:...maybe I should stop fukking with all this gluten:lupe:...that's another story for another time though

Those were some desperate days in a young duckbutta's life...thank god i got past all that :whew:

Didn't delete that site from my favorites though :ld::manny:
 

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This thread reminds me of this escort chick I nutted in years ago...maybe the most shook I ever been in my life...

This dude put me on this real exclusive escort site...and I mean exclusive...like...He gave me the website...then a code...you enter a code at the website...you get a call...dude ask you some questions...you get another code...you get to the website...shyt was crazy...you had to live within a certain number of miles of a major metropolitan area or the girls would not even come out...

Anyway it was a some straight pick your fantasy shyt....you just selected what you want...green hair...green eyes...if there was a combination they didn't have...say black chick orange hair yellow eyes...if you paid extra...the chick would just do it...whatever you want them to wear...they would...

So the first time I got some just plain jane white chick...it was cool...hit her off paid her sent her on her way...

Second time though I got into some shyt...

Got this black chick...had an accent...sounded British to me...anyway she came over and she was just ridiculously bad...she looked bad in the picture but jesus christ... never seen a chick before or after with an ass to waist ratio like hers...real dark skin...toned ass legs...just flawless...

So we get to it and this chick is just breaking me in half...usually in the bedroom I flex on a chick like
tumblr_n1drvtDe2V1qffcrao3_250.gif
...but man this chick destroyed me...just road me into the ground...bytch had me screaming...nikka i tapped out several times...just straight
TapOutLabellLock-1.gif


Then when it was over she just laid in the bed...we smoked a bit...talked about life...I found myself like "wtf am i doing :patrice:...this is an escort kick this bytch out :dwillhuh:" I did and she left and she gave me a kiss...one of them real relationship kisses...shyt had me like :merchant::why:

Man I couldn't stop thinking about her and decided I would leave her alone...hit up a few more chicks on the site...wouldn't even go to the page with her profile pick though...

Next thing I know this chick started calling me...I was like:dwillhuh:...She went on and on about how she wanted to kick it again...

So I give in after about a week...she comes through...she mad sure i used the site though so she could get paid:usure:... she brings some weed...shyt was laced with coke...I could taste it on the tip...but it was some good ass coke...I smoked laced blunts before but never like this...I took a few hits and that shyt had me thinking all types of crazy shyt...had me like
bytch-high-as-fukk-eat-air-and-shyt_o_435221.webp



So then she pulls out some liquor...some little shyt in her purse...she was yellow and thick as fukk...like honey...man I drank that shyt and just instantly zoned the fukk out...

So we go into the bedroom and start going at it...this bytch talking bout make love to me...I love you...I want to have your kids...bytch looking in my eyes and crying and shyt and monaing in my ear...I tried to keep the :birdman: but eventually I broke down to on some simp ass :to:shyt...the only time I can absolutely say I went into some mode...

Man I busted in this chick several times...and then after we finished...I rolled over...and I remember looking at my dresser drawer like
giphy.gif
...cause i see the two condom wrappers on the dresser...and the top is not torn off of them...my brain couldn't process it...it kept trying to jump to the conclusion that at least one of the condoms was on my penis...i kept trying to rationalize it like
tumblr_lzvm2aKvXq1r3ovdbo1_400.gif
...

Then I look down...penis just bare with a bunch of juice on it...looked around the bed and it's just grimy wet spots everywhere...man i freaked the fukk out on some...
tumblr_misy10CbxF1rkt0cwo1_250.gif
...bytch started hugging me and told me it was good for her to and she loved me and shyt and i am just thinking "dude you just nutted in a fukking escort"...i just rolled over like
devestated.gif
...bytch started crying to and this shyt started going through my head ...

Aftter awhile she leaves and I delete her number...fukk it I delete every number in my phone that don't have a name attached to it...never went back to the site again...Every time I heard a car outside I'd be looking out my balcony like
WGbW1.gif
...thinking it was her with my kid...

Then I started freaking out like...how could I nut in a chick so many times and not get her pregnant:lupe:...am I shooting blanks :lupe:...maybe I should stop fukking with all this gluten:lupe:...that's another story for another time though

Those were some desperate days in a young duckbutta's life...thank god i got past all that :whew:

Didn't delete that site from my favorites though :ld::manny:




The GIF excecutions :mjlol:
 

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Happened to me once which some bish after the club...realised shyt felt different and :banderas: but I had to remember :birdman: I have a girlfriend...


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