Spinny: The Man Translator

[ScoopNScore]

At the reactions in this thread.

Everyone havin fun out there I guess

 

[Turbulent]

FYI: The coli isn't a major platform ...

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[ryshy]

Women are clueless when it comes to men. Luckily all humans care about appearance/

 

[Brandsdale]

there is no translation because we mean wtf we say no matter if you're a nice guy or an a$$hole lol. In most cases we're the one trying to decipher the females

 

[Raye82]

I think some of these women on here are funny. I could name a few...@Token @Martin Kaan and I'm sure there are more.

 

[Turbulent]

I think some of these women on here are funny. I could name a few...@Token @Martin Kaan and I'm sure there are more.

whenever people try to name funny female posters, it's always those two names that come up. it's like trying to name dope female emcees. "I think Lauryn and Grae are dope and hum...let me get back to you on that".

 

[Raye82]

whenever people try to name funny posters, it's always those two names that come up. it's like trying to name dope female emcees. "I think Lauryn and Grae are dope and hum...let me get back to you on that".

However, it still proves my point...There are funny women. Oh yeah, I forgot to name @PicoRoscoe. I'm sure more will come to mind .

 

[ThugLife]

However, it still proves my point...There are funny women. Oh yeah, I forgot to name @PicoRoscoe. I'm sure more will come to mind .

Aren't you a woman

 

[Raye82]

Aren't you a woman

Yeah...why?

 

[ThugLife]

Yeah...why?

Why should we care who u think is funny

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

whenever people try to name funny female posters, it's always those two names that come up. it's like trying to name dope female emcees. "I think Lauryn and Grae are dope and hum...let me get back to you on that".

Yeah, a strong majority of women are pretty bad at humor all around, even the comedians...........Veep is a pretty funny show tho

 

[Dwolf]

"I want a woman who works and can take care of herself; I love independent women. Man fcuk these goldiggers" = I'm broke. Lord, please don't make me take care of a woman, when I can't even take care of myself. I hate my life.



"Do you see that slut over there?" = Man, she looks good. Real good. I bet I'd never have a chance with her. I hate my life.



"Fcuk social media. All of these wh0res are just on there to get attention." = Why doesn't anyone give me any attention? I hate my life.




.. Add a few more.

We should chill= I'm tryna fukk
Inbetween jobs = broke and jobless
fukk valentines day = to cheap to treat your woman

I'll add more later

Found this...

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He says....
I really get into talking about my feelings.
I'll talk about my feelings if it gets me into your pants.



I'm not very close to my family.
Will you be my mommy?



Ikea rocks!
I've got huge student loans.



I go out with my buddies at least once a week.
I'm dating other women.



I love lingerie!
Can I try on yours?



I talk to my parents every day.
Are you codependent too?



I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now.
Wanna do it?



I don't believe in sex before marriage
I think I'm gay, but humor me for a few months okay?


I'd love for you to meet my mother on our 2nd date.
I'm definitely gay, but cover for me for a few months okay?


I still really value you as a friend.
I still want you for booty calls.


My career has always been my top priority
I have a two inch penis.


The sexiest thing about you is your mind.
You're not that attractive but I'll still sleep with you.


I work out a lot.
I really love my body! Can I show you?


This is so special. Let's keep it between us.
I'd be totally humiliated if anyone knew we were dating.


My pager is the best way to reach me.
I have a girlfriend.


"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Whatever you say....As long as you shut up


I need you.
My hand is tired.


Was it good for you?
Were you faking it again?

They know these because they fell for the game

 

[Raye82]

Why should we care who u think is funny

Whatever , you know damn well that you have dapped some female posters because you thought what they said was funny. But you can go ahead and front if you want .

 

[ScoopNScore]

However, it still proves my point...There are funny women. Oh yeah, I forgot to name @PicoRoscoe. I'm sure more will come to mind .

Prob @Milk N Cookies n her crazy gif game and @honestly? when she sons her simps.

But across the board, some of the lady posters got their moments when they can catch you offguard , others are just every time they post.

 

[ThugLife]

Whatever , you know damn well that you have dapped some female posters because you thought what they said was funny. But you can go ahead and front if you want .