Spinoff: Hip hop lines and punchlines that made u go :whew:

[BrothaZay]

and if they dont let me in heaven, i'll raise hell, til its heaven

Cam-L

 

[CDoty]

"Such an evil seed, wonder what will my son or daughter be?
Killers.
I'm too crazy, ain't fit to raise em
Streets might send yo daddy off on vacation or early grave him
Asked my pastor, is there some special place in heaven for gangsters?"

 

[mortuus est]

I ain't see stars, I'm a G pa
Threw the Lam' in 6th, Drove to the E.R.

 

[mortuus est]

Never punch 'em in they face just slap they mouth
Then fukk her til she cluck her whole basket out

 

[USSInsiders]

"Such an evil seed, wonder what will my son or daughter be?
Killers.
I'm too crazy, ain't fit to raise em
Streets might send yo daddy off on vacation or early grave him
Asked my pastor, is there some special place in heaven for gangsters?"

How did I never listen to this Gangsta Gibbs

 

[Pool_Shark]

I asked the pastor, what's the fastest way to heaven for a b*stard
With a tarnished past, give me your honest answer

Man I'm running till the end of this
And I dont give a fukk if I was 86'd
A muthafukka play me like I'm Canibus
Im ready for the battle like a Pagan is
Im never gonna take it in and nobody can break it in
As-salamu alaykum for the bacon
And a little bit of coke I put the cake in and it's certified dope
Having anything to do with it we selling
Every rock that they can smoke so let's take a toke and Im'a rake it in
Pillsbury the dough, to the dome, like im seeking through the soul,
Like im peeking through the soul
But im reekin like the reaper, rather keep up with the goal/gold?
Straight to the dro
Creepin' on em, peeping on em, leave em in the zone
They don't even really know
Looking on em, keeping on em, taking every foe
For the love of the money B gotta reap in what I sow
But I keep it what I know
For the ending of the row gotta go will i go
When i get it ima know to follow my known foe
My caliber lock and load alabaster box when i cock and i crow
Gotta Glock and I'm Bone Thug where you wanna flow
To the clock and the time zone
Spirit gon fly all y'all nikkas dead to the life force cyclones?
Right now when they hydro while what about the well known Cairo

 

[EA]

" Gotta big gun & carry a scope
The flare and the smoke
Keep nikkas quiet like words librarians spoke"

 

[Layla Hunnam]

Drop a 's' pick up a 'o', you know, put it all on one
Then brace yourself like overbite
For that quiet nikka that relocated down south
Comin' back to floss, nikka get your molars right

 

[Zebruh]

How you gon' back out? There's no back doors - like Porsche!

 

[W.I.Z.E.]

"I hop into the backseat of a cab and rhyme, till the meter says 9-9-9-9" - Cannibus

"A street kid gets arrested, gonna do some time
He got out three years from now just to commit more crime
A businessman is caught with 24 kilos
He’s out on bail and out of jail
And that’s the way it goes" - Melli Mel

 

[the rhyme king]

I keep the afterparty swervin', (*inhale*) not quite like Michael Irvin
Edumacatin' urban youth, like it or not
These soliloquies explain our people's lack of stability
You keepin' it real, but ain't got a clue what reality really be
See the diameter of your knowledge
Is the circumference of your activity, me?
I knew the deal before Babyface went solo, baggin' dime pieces
Stackin' dividends and dressin' in more linen (Lennon) than Yoko Ono
But on the low doe, we fightin' over the scraps
Worshippin' the Almighty Dollar
"In God We Trust," look it over
Now what the fukk pyramids got to do with the pilgrims or Jehovah?
"Novus Ordo Seclorum" means "New World Order"
That's why I keep my friends close and my enemies closer
You runnin' around in thousand dollar clown suits
Better get some boots when Lucifer turn your city to Beirut

 

[DF is BUSY]

thread asks for punches and bars

nikkas post verses

 

[BruhMayne]

-

 

[W.I.Z.E.]

I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet
ucking chicks is a rule, if my girl think I'm faithful yo that b!tch is a fool. - Big L

 

[WithTheShit]

His mama smoke dope,
daddy broke as a joke
He was gone hang his self but he aint have no rope
So I gave my nikka hope
He tried to serve my fiends soap, so I gave my nikka coke
yea I fronted him that buttah, now that same young nikka
he like my lil brother