Spinoff: Hip hop lines and punchlines that made u go :whew:

[yo moms]

I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet
ucking chicks is a rule, if my girl think I'm faithful yo that b!tch is a fool. - Big L

This thread was made for big L.

"And everytime I'm in a jam I always find a loophole
I got a crime record longer than Manute Bol"

 

[Brofato]

I asked the pastor, what's the fastest way to heaven for a b*stard
With a tarnished past, give me your honest answer

Yo, I was just about to post this cause I'm listening to it right now. Apparently I've been sleepin on Gunplay.

 

[WithTheShit]

Its my years and its already over bruh
the 40 thang got range lyka rover truck


Ima nikka gettin cabage
most of yall fruits like refrigerator magnets


And we was never too koo mayne
tryna give me 5 leave u hanging like hussein

And I aint never been to prison but I listen to shyne,
so ima know what its like before they give me time
And we been thru war like we was livin in nam
but ima young nikka yea I still listen to moms

Man ya weapons like jelly, cuz they all jam
And I got a semi itsa mini lyka small van


And the tec got reflexes so if u hit 1 of my nikkas we gone hit right back


fukk it he got too many quotables in this 1

 

[Canada Goose]

Why hit Joe with the iron, he one big mac away from dieing

 

[Mr. Negative]

"I'll prolly die after I blow like Ted Demme"

Ted Demme was a movie director who died after doing cocaine (blow) and then immediately playing basketball afterwards.

His last directed movie was "Blow".

 

[Stone]

"Yo shyt ain't gone never pop like 10 gold chains
that's why yo bytch blowin on me like nintendo games" - Lloyd Banks

 

[razassin]

''You couldn't reach the top in a bad game of tetris'' - Supernatural in a freestyle battle

 

[razassin]

''Ask Bevies I get nothin' Butt-Head" - Big L

 

[Suicide King]

I be damned if I die of starvation, things is fukked up as is. - Roscoe P. Goldchain

 

[LeftCoast]

How could you falter when you're the rock of Gibraltar
I had to get of the boat so I could walk on water

 

[Rominati]

"My main bytch cold/ My side bytch badder/ fukk em at the same time so it really dont matter/"

 

[DCMC]

"You on your way out, I'm on my way in
And all you did was grin, when shawty shot yo friend"

 

[NotaPAWG]

My AK was my AKA before my ABCc had me A OK
You got a hole in you and you bleeding so it's not like i'm just calling you p*ssy for no reason.

 

[the cac mamba]

i think devilish thoughts when, i load dum dums in the larcen
i take the seeds out n give the blunt an abortion

 

[CELL]

i think devilish thoughts when, i load dum dums in the larcen
i take the seeds out n give the blunt an abortion

beef with me is like a common cold, I come with a coffin

The common cold brehs