Sports Intangibles... :heh:

[malbaker86]

"He plays to win."

Like everybody else is trying to lose?

"he's the hardest working guy on the team" instantly gets the face from me EVERYTIME. How is that even determined????

 

[malbaker86]

"he's won on every level he's played at"

 

[Versa]

"He's a true professional"



We should make a spin off thread with what they say when they slyly try to go in on a player.

"Carmelo Anthony is a great OFFENSIVE talent."

 

[BlackAchilles]

"Hard hat/lunchpail type guy"

 

[TheNig]

"he's the hardest working guy on the team" instantly gets the face from me EVERYTIME. How is that even determined????

 

[USSInsiders]

Despite Ka'Trel Carter's mystifying athleticism, you can't beat Billy McDaniel's unrelenting motor. He's just a winner—kid knows how to grab his hardhat and lunch pail and grind out the win no matter what. His football IQ is off the charts, and he knows how stare down the gun barrel and fire a tight spiral. The kid has a lot of moxie, and he has that killer instinct you can't teach. He's also clutch as can be, and he's a real locker room guy.

 

[USSInsiders]

I'm reading all this shyt in Mike Mayocks voice

Another example is Matt Millen. As horrible as he is from an analytical standpoint, he's entertaining as fukk to listen to. He's says the most cliched, corny shyt, but he's so oblivious to it all that it makes it funny. He hammers off at least a dozen of the things posted in the thread every game.

 

[Supreme]

He is the king of this shyt ​

 

[humble Hermit]

"His stats doesn't tell his contributions"
when They try to hype white players " his advance stats show you he's just a little bit worse than KG defensively but offensively he blows him out the water " " no doubt in my mind if he had came to America in his earlier days, he'd be the best center" " he knows his role and where to be "

 

[Slow Moving]

He has it
Does it even show up on the stat sheet?

 

[Da King]

Glue guy

All this shyt is just to prop cacs

 

[Soundwave]

Just Google a random David Eckstein article

He's the poster boy for this trope

 

[reserved_one]

"He's sneaky athletic"


Alot of these have come out of Mike Mayock's mouth. He's the king of that shyt

 

[superunknown23]

Funny how nobody mentioned the most overused word yet: SMART

 

[reserved_one]

Another one I just thought of


"He's quicker than you think"