Standards When it Comes to Relationships

[Dwolf]

Proof of me being fat?

The ass is fat. Does that count?

*edited from those*

 

[Desirous]

The ass is fat. Those that count?

Does it?

 

[Dwolf]

Does it?

Shut up. It was a typo.

 

[Desirous]

Shut up. It was a typo.

I'm asking!

 

[Poitier]

Proof of me being fat?

So we setting IGs to private now

 

[TwistedMetal]

 

[Desirous]

So we setting IGs to private now

lmao why you trying to stalk my IG? Post a pic, faceless innanet thug

 

[Dwolf]

I'm asking!

I would need better shots of your ass in particular, to make a better judgement on that.

 

[Chris.B]

• Loyal
• Smart
  
• Family-oriented
• Good morals
• Caring - is nice to people
  
• Loves animals
  
• Confident and not easily intimidated by others (whether strangers or his woman)
  
• Not controlling, but not a pushover either
  
• Direct, but tactful
  
• Worldly / cultured / likes to travel
  
• Doesn't do drugs or smoke / doesn't drink excessively or is up at the club all the time
• Respects my parents
• Motivated and career-driven
• No daddy issues
• No commitment issues or the "doesn't believe in marriage" type
  
• Not a mama's boy, but loves his mom and has a healthy relationship with his parents/family
  
• No baby mamas
• Has a car
  
• Good job - makes at minimum $60K
  
• His own place (or, saving to buy a place on his own)
  
• Not too skinny
• Great hygiene
  
• Picks up after himself and isn't a slob
• Well dressed/doesn't look sloppy

 

[Deadpool1986]

Car
Job
Gives me my own space
Intelligent
Can teach me things & is mentally stimulating
Compassionate & sympathetic
Has his own hobbies and interests
Faithful & honest
Loves eating p*ssy
Doesn't take himself too serious, goofy..
Has manners
Masculine but not Overly masculine

No kids (and doesn't want them)
Not abusive, a drug addict or alcoholic
Not clingy
Doesn't listen to redneck rock like Nickelback, Stained and crappy shyt like that
Doesn't eat seafood (turn off)

Physical:
I'm 5,3 so anyone a few inches taller + is good
Not fat or chubby
Good hygiene
Not blonde. I prefer dark haired men

-Owns a home or has goals to purchase a home

- a bank account. Not using a check cashing place

- debt to income ratio at 10-15%

- entrepreneur or legal "side hustle"

-1 or less children

- savings and investment goals.

• Loyal
• Smart
  
• Family-oriented
• Good morals
• Caring - is nice to people
  
• Loves animals
  
• Confident and not easily intimidated by others (whether strangers or his woman)
  
• Not controlling, but not a pushover either
  
• Direct, but tactful
  
• Worldly / cultured / likes to travel
  
• Doesn't do drugs or smoke / doesn't drink excessively or is up at the club all the time
• Respects my parents
• Motivated and career-driven
• No daddy issues
• No commitment issues or the "doesn't believe in marriage" type
  
• Not a mama's boy, but loves his mom and has a healthy relationship with his parents/family
  
• No baby mamas
• Has a car
  
• Good job - makes at minimum $60K
  
• His own place (or, saving to buy a place on his own)
  
• Not too skinny
• Great hygiene
  
• Picks up after himself and isn't a slob
• Well dressed/doesn't look sloppy

You females and your high standards, altogether I meet 40 out of 50 of y'all' requirements!!!

 

[Desirous]

I would need better shots of your ass in particular, to make a better judgement on that.

I dunno - you brought it up.

 

[Desirous]

It's a great list.

 

[Poitier]

lmao why you trying to stalk my IG? Post a pic, faceless innanet thug

 

[Chris.B]

It's a great list.

why do you hate skinny men?
Don't you know we pack the most heat?

 

[Dwolf]

I dunno - you brought it up.

Honestly forgot what this exchange was about. No it doesnt count as fat if the ass is fat? Yeah lets go with that