Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

SmallWars

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Got a better idea, chief


Step 1. Accept star wars is DEAD...stop supporting this shyt

Step 2. See step one
How is Star Wars dead when it's constantly had a rabidly active fanbase for literal decades now? Just because the movies lately are sucking that doesn't mean shyt, the fans keep coming.
 

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Kathleen Kennedy: The force is female. Feminism this, feminism that. Rey will be the ultimate role model

Also Kathleen Kennedy: Sticks Rey in a cliched romance. And not just any romance. But a romance with a nazi that mind raped her and tried to kill her and lure her to the dark side

:unimpressed:
 
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Question:
For somebody like me who has enjoyed the new movies and characters, will i enjoy this then?
 

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Kathleen Kennedy: The force is female. Feminism this, feminism that. Rey will be the ultimate role model

Also Kathleen Kennedy: Sticks Rey in a cliched romance. And not just any romance. But a romance with a nazi that mind raped her and tried to kill her and lure her to the dark side

:unimpressed:
:mjlol:
 

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The hell would we wanna see a Knights of ren backstory when in the end they're just a bunch of jobbers?:laff:

Set it in 100 years into the future or something



The knights of ren die in less than 60 seconds and have a tie-in comic exploring how they love to burn their nipples off with lightsabers

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Theres your backstory

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Kathleen Kennedy: The force is female. Feminism this, feminism that. Rey will be the ultimate role model

Also Kathleen Kennedy: Sticks Rey in a cliched romance. And not just any romance. But a romance with a nazi that mind raped her and tried to kill her and lure her to the dark side

:unimpressed:
If that doesn't sound like a typical teenage white girl fantasy power trip....
 
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