Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

[Hopeofmypeople]

Rey is nobody
It doesn’t matter who her parents are
Kill the past
Rian made it a point to show that the past doesn’t matter in TLJ
JJ bringing back the Emperor is a direct shot to that Rian’s vision

JJ didn’t have a choice but to bring in the emperor to tie things together as bringing in a random unknown now villain would have been to late for the last movie.

Rey is nobody
It doesn’t matter who her parents are
Kill the past
Rian made it a point to show that the past doesn’t matter in TLJ
JJ bringing back the Emperor is a direct shot to that Rian’s vision

Man fukk Rian but also fukk JJ, they both have a hand in this shyt show Rian just smeared the bigger pile of shyt.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Shill review 101

Seeing Good Morning America this morning had me

They were trying so hard to cyse this movie. We ain't dumb

No, I'll bootleg.... Never thought I'd see the day where I'd do this with a Star Wars movie

 

[Rekkapryde]

really hope the KOR actually do something in this movie. Just hope they don't go out like the Golden Company in GOT.

Them nikkaz are jobbers just like Phasma was

 

[Jmare007]

Seems the movie is exactly what most expected after TLJ regardless of how you feel about what RJ did, it's undeniable he made a movie that was impossible to wrap up with 1 sequel. And JJ was never the right fit to end a story like this one anyway. It does seem it has fun action so there's that at least

 

[Counter Racist Male]

Spoiler: actual spoilers

Rey is Palpatine's long lost granddaughter. Kylo is redeemed and dies, and kisses Rey before he dies.

All the Skywalkers die without having defeated the Sith, the chosen one prophecy was apparently bullshyt. Another Palpatine kills Palpatine once and for all.

Literally the entire lives of Luke, Leia, Anakin, Obiwan, Ben were pointless

How did you get to see this movie so early anyway?

 

[Fctftl]

Im going to see the Mr. Rogers movie Friday

 

[REAL6]

This chick is all teeth. She's very funny looking.

I'd still smash!!

 

[Counter Racist Male]

I'd still smash!!

I believe she could have a male sex organ and many people here was still have intercourse with her. That's how some y'all roll on the coli.

 

[Originalman]

Rose looking good!!

That is just makeup on a pig.

 

[Counter Racist Male]

That is just makeup on a pig.

 

[Originalman]

Im waiting on the bootleg upload to spankbang

Same way I watched Solo

 

[ultraflexed]

I might be in the minority but I really like what JJ did with the last three star trek movies especially the second one.

Even though johnson left a huge mess for JJ to clean up I'm confident he could get it done

 

[ultraflexed]

He loved the first two movies....however this..



Or maybe thats a good thing, lol

I watch his show everyday

 

[Originalman]

Leaks all over the internet. I mean screen shots and everything....

All I got to say if you want to see this movie don't read about the leaks that were out weeks and months ago...

Adam Driver should be hooooooooot....this dude talent just wasted on this god forsaken movie..

 

[ultraflexed]

Rose looking good!!

Surprisingly....