Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

[MarcP]

What's the timeframe with this trilogy? She became a Jedi master within a week?

A year and a week.

 

[Makavalli]

According to some spoilerless reviews this is like waking up going to an empty christmas tree with your parents saying “santa is fake fakkit go back to sleep”








Got my tickets for friday already so

 

[DJSmooth]

Spoiler: Knights of ren scene lol

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1207360335910461440/pu/vid/580x270/PDpPdfeqdi9_uFvd.mp4?tag=10

Lol did I just see a nikka fly with the force? When they start doing that?

Looked like some neo shyt out the Matrix.

 

[Conz]

She was reflecting the blasters

ok, thank the Jedi God. I was about to get mad.

 

[FLATOP]

Spoiler: Knights of ren scene lol

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1207360335910461440/pu/vid/580x270/PDpPdfeqdi9_uFvd.mp4?tag=10

Right now in the comics theyre exploring their origins

Wasting time with these dead in 60 seconds ass nikkas

 

[Starboy52]

What's the timeframe with this trilogy? She became a Jedi master within a week?

About a year and 10 days.

For reference? Luke's training wasn't complete for about 3-4 years and some change between Empire and Return.

 

[Gus Money]

I’m dying at y’all posting open spoilers in a stickied thread and nobody seems to give a fukk

 

[thaKEAF]

So I just watched a few spoiler videos on reddit and

Spoiler

So The Emperor never died in ROTJ? And why did they think Rey being his granddaughter would be a good idea

so what was the end game? Her and Kylo killing The Emperor 30 years after we thought he was already dead??

 

[Originalman]

A year and a week.

So the heffa did a two summer internship and became the most powerful jedi of all time.

 

[Lootpack]

Spoiler: Knights of ren scene lol

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1207360335910461440/pu/vid/580x270/PDpPdfeqdi9_uFvd.mp4?tag=10

 

[Brian O'Conner]

So the heffa did a two summer internship and became the most powerful jedi of all time.

not even a skywalker either

 

[Lootpack]

Knights of jobbers

Common theme with trilogy...lots of jobbers

Knights of Ren with no entrance music, straight outta commercial break ass nikkas

 

[Eddie Brock]

I need y’all to post some more spoilers so I can continue to troll these Facebook nerds

 

[HipHopStan]

The scene with Kylo and Palpatine sounds dead ass hilarious.

Kylo Ren: "Your reign of terror is over! It's time for the Sith to end. "
Palpatine: *chucks Kylo Ren's ass down a shaft*

The big baddie of the last three films gets man-handled by a decrepit old man and looks like a simp.

 

[Bawon Samedi]

Yikes.... Disney really killed Star Wars. No one can ever bash the prequels ever again lol.