Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)
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The Fukin Prophecy
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They fukking up ObiWan now to...
How does Kennedy still have a fukking job?
How does Kennedy still have a fukking job?
They fukking up ObiWan now to...
How does Kennedy still have a fukking job?
If Bob Iger has any sense, she’ll be long gone before he steps downDorian Breh
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These nikkas tryna blame Lucas for the failure of this trilogy
They fukking up ObiWan now to...
How does Kennedy still have a fukking job?
Watch it be some shyt like KK wanting Obi-Wan to have a (black) male love interest or some shyt
MajesticLion
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Tragic tale of Obi-Wan and Satine Kryze and a love that could not be, the noble duchess letting Kenobi go off on his foolhardy quest, strong independent woman who don't need no Jedi...
- Star Wars Kenobi - A Kathleen Story
- Star Wars Kenobi - A Kathleen Story
Dorian Breh
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Guys, no more making fun of “Rey Skywalker” please. It’s offensive to adopted children 
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
Guys, no more making fun of “Rey Skywalker” please. It’s offensive to adopted children
whatcha gon do about it? Square up
Makavalli
Sinister is a system
Guys, no more making fun of “Rey Skywalker” please. It’s offensive to adopted children
Lmao @ saltier than crait
, seriously...really? I hope to god these fukkers be trolling with some of these takes.
Have y'all not seen the Marvel issue that revealed Emperor Palpatine as Anakin Skywalker's father?
That makes Rey and Kylo kissing cousins.
That makes Rey and Kylo kissing cousins.
Counter Racist Male
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Star Wars: Rise Of Skywalker’s Rotten Tomatoes Score Is A Travesty
EDITORS' PICK|104,579 views|Jan 22, 2020,8:00 am
Star Wars: Rise Of Skywalker’s Rotten Tomatoes Score Is A Travesty
Erik KainSenior Contributor
Games
The critical reception to ‘Star Wars: Rise Of[+]
CREDIT: DISNEY / LUCASFILM
Star Wars Episode IX: Rise Of Skywalker is yet another divisive entry in the Skywalker Saga. Somehow it’s managed to be just as controversial as The Last Jedi, dividing fans and critics almost as evenly.
Somehow Rise Of Skywalker has also managed to become the worst-reviewed Star Wars movie ever made, falling to 52% on Rotten Tomatoes, just a percentage point below The Phantom Menace, a movie starring the loathsome Jar Jar Binks.
This is utter madness. Say what you will about the film, it’s nowhere near as bad as The Phantom Menace. It has its share of problems, no doubt, but it has plenty that works also. It’s funny, poignant and fun—even if it is often too rushed and probably should have been split into two parts.
. The score, I’d wager, is less about the movie itself and more about the way it backtracks on Rian Johnson’s The Last Jedi—a critical darling. But I’m not so sure that Rise of Skywalker even retconned as much of Johnson’s plot as people seem to think, and certainly no more than Johnson retconned The Force Awakens.
EDITORS' PICK|104,579 views|Jan 22, 2020,8:00 am
Star Wars: Rise Of Skywalker’s Rotten Tomatoes Score Is A Travesty
Erik KainSenior Contributor
Games
The critical reception to ‘Star Wars: Rise Of[+]
CREDIT: DISNEY / LUCASFILM
Star Wars Episode IX: Rise Of Skywalker is yet another divisive entry in the Skywalker Saga. Somehow it’s managed to be just as controversial as The Last Jedi, dividing fans and critics almost as evenly.
Somehow Rise Of Skywalker has also managed to become the worst-reviewed Star Wars movie ever made, falling to 52% on Rotten Tomatoes, just a percentage point below The Phantom Menace, a movie starring the loathsome Jar Jar Binks.
This is utter madness. Say what you will about the film, it’s nowhere near as bad as The Phantom Menace. It has its share of problems, no doubt, but it has plenty that works also. It’s funny, poignant and fun—even if it is often too rushed and probably should have been split into two parts.
. The score, I’d wager, is less about the movie itself and more about the way it backtracks on Rian Johnson’s The Last Jedi—a critical darling. But I’m not so sure that Rise of Skywalker even retconned as much of Johnson’s plot as people seem to think, and certainly no more than Johnson retconned The Force Awakens.
MajesticLion
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Have y'all not seen the Marvel issue that revealed Emperor Palpatine as Anakin Skywalker's father?
That makes Rey and Kylo kissing cousins.
wait wat
Dorian Breh
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