Started fukkin my ex just so she could get me a birthday present

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My homie was jokin like "what if she stopped takin the pill so you knock her up & you're forced with her"

:merchant: I'm still fukkin her raw but I pull out now :mjlol:

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My homie was jokin like "what if she stopped takin the pill so you knock her up & you're forced with her"

:merchant: I'm still fukkin her raw but I pull out now :mjlol:

I respect you trying to get a birthday present but pulling out doesn't reduce the chance of pregnancy.
 

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My birthday in a week, she been texting me since we broke up & I finally told her I was down to come thru

I did this cause I know she's gonna get me a bomb ass birthday present

On the scale of 1-10 how far on the "you ain't shyt" scale am I at right now :sadcam:

But you claim you don't love her though...:mjpls: :usure:
 

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I respect you trying to get a birthday present but pulling out doesn't reduce the chance of pregnancy.
Pulling out long before I ejaculate does though breh :stopitslime:
& she's on the pill, I'm just doing this because of my fear she's Tryna trap me with a kid
 

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My birthday in a week, she been texting me since we broke up & I finally told her I was down to come thru

I did this cause I know she's gonna get me a bomb ass birthday present

On the scale of 1-10 how far on the "you ain't shyt" scale am I at right now :sadcam:
You are an extreme p*ssy. You broke up with her over the rollercoaster fear. Limped dikk loser.

But u r entertaining as hell on thecoli.com, boham.
much luv
stay blaq

~aq
 

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My birthday in a week, she been texting me since we broke up & I finally told her I was down to come thru

I did this cause I know she's gonna get me a bomb ass birthday present

On the scale of 1-10 how far on the "you ain't shyt" scale am I at right now :sadcam:
Get off her tit. Buy yoursl
I respect you trying to get a birthday present but pulling out doesn't reduce the chance of pregnancy.
U would respect CD more if be bought himself that much-desired birthday treasure. Get off the tit, OP.
 
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