state your intentional a$$hole moments!

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When some stupid pregnant high school bytch was in my dorm in college and got upset that I took the last swallow from a bottle of bacardi limon.
And I told her she's a stupid spic bytch for wanting to drink when pregnant. Pretty sure I said I hope her kid comes out to be some retarded fukk. She cried.
She deserved it.

That kid is probably Drake right now.

I have no guilt.

 

[yo moms]

When me and my wife are in an argument on the way to the drive thru at a restaurant, I tell her "im mad, I dont even feel like talkin no more today" and when we get there, I put the car in reverse and drive backwards thru the drive thru so the speaker is by her window and she has to order. When I get to the window, the workers in there look out like


Then, I go thru the drive thru again the normal way and place my order

I can't

This is too much

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I can't

This is too much

When I argue, I try and go overboard lol

I can embarrass somebody w/o sayin a word

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Don't really try to be an a$$hole but on Wednesday a girl in my class who had been absent for like 2 weeks finally showed up. Looked a mess and mentioned she'd had a family member pass. The teacher didn't know and she missed some labs, anyway she says "I should have emailed our teacher, she probably thought I was skipping" and I responded "yeah that would have been the adult thing to do". Didn't plan it out, shyt just flowed smoothly out my mouth. Ofc her face dropped

 

[hypo666]

While walking in the same path as someone approaching me, I continue straight ahead and stare them down to ensure that they move out of my way, every time



#demonic

I do that as well, so we would collide and look like fools who don't look where they are going. I always move aside for women, but I love playing this game with guys 90 percent of them move aside.

 

[hypo666]

No sure I should be fessing up to this. last time I was dating this chick who lived a fair amount of distance from me as my work meant I had to stay in a different town living in hotels I would visit prostitutes behind her back and sometimes I would go back to meet her and the day before that cock she had in her mouth had been up some whores arse . And not only that, I would get those ho's to do fukked up things, and most would for money. Best ones I did was get this ho to take a shyt or piss in front of me ,now women tend to be a bit shy of their bodily functions especially with guys they don't know, I made two burst into tears. I would stand there with this mock pissed off look in my face with my arms folded as they curled one out and then call them disgusting.One seemed to like it though ,theres always one isn't there. . I don't think mommy hugged me enough when I was little or some shyt.

 

[tater]

When me and my wife are in an argument on the way to the drive thru at a restaurant, I tell her "im mad, I dont even feel like talkin no more today" and when we get there, I put the car in reverse and drive backwards thru the drive thru so the speaker is by her window and she has to order. She lookin like as she orders. When I get to the window, the workers in there look out like


Then, I go thru the drive thru again the normal way and place my order

I don't know why but this has me

 

[A.V.]

When me and my wife are in an argument on the way to the drive thru at a restaurant, I tell her "im mad, I dont even feel like talkin no more today" and when we get there, I put the car in reverse and drive backwards thru the drive thru so the speaker is by her window and she has to order. She lookin like as she orders. When I get to the window, the workers in there look out like


Then, I go thru the drive thru again the normal way and place my order

I cant even go after this...mods close this fukking thread please

 

[Icantspell]

WHEN I GO TO ANY FAST FOOD RESTAURANT I MAKE A MESS ON PURPOSE .
I LEAVE MY TRASH ON THE TABLE AND SPILL DRINKS ON THE FLOOR. IDGAF

you just dirty

 

[Illuminatos]

While walking in the same path as someone approaching me, I continue straight ahead and stare them down to ensure that they move out of my way, every time

I'm gonna try this shyt.