Steak and blowjob day..

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Call me weird ( I am ) but if I get a good seasoned Steak, medium rare some bomb ass sides, I ain't want no damned Blowjob afterwards.:ahh:
Also if I get a Blowjob before....I don't want her cooking me no damned steak, either.:whoa:
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Call me weird ( I am ) but if I get a good seasoned Steak, medium rare some bomb ass sides, I ain't want no damned Blowjob afterwards.:ahh:
Also if I get a Blowjob before....I don't want her cooking me no damned steak, either.:whoa:


Sheeeeeiiiiiit....post-nut clarity with some steak on the side of the bed like George Costanza
 

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Call me weird ( I am ) but if I get a good seasoned Steak, medium rare some bomb ass sides, I ain't want no damned Blowjob afterwards.:ahh:
Also if I get a Blowjob before....I don't want her cooking me no damned steak, either.:whoa:
:dahell:

You don't want head after a fire meal? Please expound.
 

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Are you a virgin(Islander)?
Fixed that for you.:skip:

Sheeeeeiiiiiit....post-nut clarity with some steak on the side of the bed like George Costanza

:mjlol: I ain't on my Caligula steez like T-Bone Costanza. After my nut, I just want to wash up and sex normally delays my apettite or reduces it drastically.
:dahell:

You don't want head after a fire meal? Please expound.

If I were to eat said ass fire meal, I'm satiated and ain't really interested in getting amorous at all. I'd have to start drinking to get myself in the mood and fukking on a full stomach with Alcohol dampens whatever drive I'd have stepping up to the plate before a meal. :manny: I tend to get pedantic over simple things like that shyt since I'm always concerned about laying down my A game when it comes to that shyt, but I ain't knocking the brehs that can eat and fukk with no problems. Might get there one day when I'm in a serious relationship that allows for me to have offnights in the bedroom, but for now, I keep them two vices separate.
 

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:ehh:I can relate
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