stealing stuff during a one night stand??

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

This is the Coli, breh. I plead the 5th.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

I've had stuff left but never anything stolen.

 

[Couth]

I don't let randoms in my house. And i don't have valuable shyt just laying around like that.

(following stories are completely fictional)
When i was in high school and hoes invited us over to fukk they used to steal their parents jewelry and electronics.

I remember this one rich white bytch had a party. While her and all her friends were getting wasted nikkas literally pulled an suv up to the garage and cleared her out. Stole tvs, her dads safe, plus all the normal shyt.

I wasn't involved in any of that though.

Now a days i don't steal. Not even worth the time it would take to sell the shyt/the backlash if she finds out.

 

[Ghpstface]

well here is an old story....
some "friends" kept pushing religion at me
they practically forced me to go to their mega-church mingler
i was reluctant- but ended up talking to a good church girl

afterwards she followed me back to my apartment to get high
this was back when an ounce of good weed was maybe $60
initially i had about 2/3 left- we smoked and then went to bed
i woke up hours later- alone, with a dry mouth, and about 1/3 left

so i'm pretty sure shorty stole a quarter ounce from me
that would have been only $20 or so but still
after that those people stopped trying to talk to me about jesus

anybody would steal drugs .... what you gon do? call the cops?

 

[Luck]

Nah I don't steal but I make sure to hit that fridge before I leave

 

[Ashley Banks]

Panties.

I'm not a sniffer or anything like that.

I just did it a few times and started collecting them in a ball. They're not all necessarily from one night stands though.

wtf

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Hood bytch stole my universal remote, back when everybody else still was using 3 and 4 remotes.

SHyt pissed me the fukk OFF!!

 

[luckyse7enz]

wtf

C'mon, now. It's not THAT outlandish.

I'm not going into their drawers and stealing panties. It's like this...it started when I was hanging with a chick. We did our thing and afterward, she was like, "I can't find my panties. Whatever. If you find them, let me know."

I'm sure this happens A LOT. Underwear ends up behind the bed or something in the heat of the moment. In that first occasion, I ended up finding them, storing them away, and returning them next time she came over.

(Sidenote: Part of me thinks that chicks intentionally leave things at a guy's crib if they like them so they have an excuse to see them again. Just a theory.)

Anyhow, I had another instance where the same thing happened. The chick had to go and couldn't find her panties. I tried to help her find them and she just went...

You know what? Keep 'em.

I was like... :lupegarvey:

In the other instances where I've taken them, it's been at the chick's place and I've never been asked about it. I'd definitely return them if someone asked me, but it's probably too late now.

 

[old_timer]

i don't know about stealing $2k and laptops or shyt like that
wouldn't she call the cops??

aight any more stories??