Steph Making Dudes Take Their LeBron's Off In His Presence

[Truefan31]

“I went over there with my A.I.s on, I woke up, and they was gone. I remember — this is a true story — Mr. Jordan came in there, I was sleeping on the floor of Marcus’ room, Marcus on the bed, whatever, he kicked me up like, ‘Hey, all ya’ll wake up.’ I swear to god. (Imitates Jordan holding up a pair of sneakers.) ‘Whose is these? And who has Duke shorts on in my house?’

“I love Duke. I said, ‘Oh,’ and Marcus looked at me like, ‘Dawg,’ I was like, ‘Oh, those are mine, Mr. Jordan.’ He was like, ‘Yeah? I figured.’ He threw ’em out. ‘Aye yo, get him some Jumpmans now.’ And that was the story right there. Swear to god on my life.”

he lucky he ain't get his ass kicked, wearing Duke shyt too? No wonder Bow Wow a chump, wearing rival shyt in the GOAT's house. Prolly drank Powerade in front of MJ too like a dumbass

 

[pimpineasy]

When they write the story of LeBron's career his key nemesis will be a 6'3 185 pound light skin cat

What if I told you that a kings legend was ended by a baby assassin.....

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Steph's Warriors are the reason he not touching no more titles. The reason his Cavs breaking up. You can't tell the LeBron story without talking about how Golden State was his bane.

Why not call them Joe Lacob's Warriors? Or Durant's Warriors? Or Kerr's Warriors? Or Draymond's Warriors?

The reason Lebron is likely not touching any more titles is because Durant went to the Warriors, not because of Steph.

Steph helped put the EXCLAMATION MARK on Lebron's career by giving him his 3rd title, his greatest victory, and one of the greatest Finals victories of all time.

And Steph would have given Lebron 1/2 of his four titles if Love and Kyrie weren't injured for the first go. Would have had a tough fight if Durant didn't come to bail them.

No one is going to remember Steph as Lebron's "Bane". I mean, Jordan closed the door on Magic ever winning another title, right? But we remember Bird as Magic's great rival, not Jordan. Similarly, Kobe and Paul Pierce and Duncan and Durant are all going to go down in history as Lebron's biggest contemporary rivals. Steph will go down as a piece of a dominant team.

 

[CantStop]

The way bow wow be lying, I doubt the validity of that story

 

[Inferno]

Call it what you want homie. It's still his team and he took the most shots.

Any Dubs fan will tell you Steph's still the core of the team. 26/8/9 in the finals while getting doubled twice as much as the next guy. KD deserved the FMVP this year tho. 2015 should've been Steph's but he'll get his eventually.

 

[Inferno]

No, it'll be KD. The Bron/Steph debate ended with 3-1 no one even has that discussion anymore besides your fakkit ass.

Bron's 2011 Finals was ten times as trash as a hobbled Steph in 2016, has the debate ended on his career?

 

[jwinfield]

he lucky he ain't get his ass kicked, wearing Duke shyt too? No wonder Bow Wow a chump, wearing rival shyt in the GOAT's house. Prolly drank Powerade in front of MJ too like a dumbass

Wearing Fruit of the Loom socks and shyt

 

[CourtesyFlush]

He even made Bow Wow throw away his AI's when he was sleeping over his crib when he was a youngboul

Why he got young boys sleepin over

 

[KOBE]

When they write the story of LeBron's career his key nemesis will be a 6'3 185 pound light skin cat

Curry aint shyt to Lebron. He needed Durant to beat him and Durant is the nemesis while Curry is Robin.

 

[King Sun]

Curry aint shyt to Lebron. He needed Durant to beat him and Durant is the nemesis while Curry is Robin.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Were those black shoes really his?
Them shyts ugly as fukk

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Why he got young boys sleepin over

Taking their shorts off too apparently

 

[jwinfield]

 

[Young Fab]

I ain't gon lie, dats funny

 

[Osmosis]

Curry aint shyt to Lebron. He needed Durant to beat him and Durant is the nemesis while Curry is Robin.

Durant needed Curry to win a ring