Steve Harvey teaching dudes to simp

[Doobie Doo]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Been doing this ever since he become a "love guru"....

Yet he got all kinda drama shyt in his own love life....

Ain't practicing what you preach breh?

 

[Warren Moon]

He's definitely pawging

 

[Londilon]

Listen to corny nikkas brehs

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

He take steve advice that girl wil friendzone him with the quickness just shoot your shot if she says no move on

 

[Frenchie]

I aint kno Steve had dem lyrics all dat shyt was off the top?

Call it simpin if u want dat was some pretty decent game

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

What a horrible advice


He should tell him to get a haircut first

 

[Frenchie]

He take steve advice that girl wil friendzone him with the quickness just shoot your shot if she says no move on

Isnt dat wut he told him to do

He jus told him to not rush it or think its some magic words to get her to fukk wit him offtop. He still told him to be direct

 

[ORDER_66]

 

[Jesus]

And what if the bytch already has a dude....waste of fukking 3 times.

 

[TEH]

Been doing this ever since he become a "love guru"....

Yet he got all kinda drama shyt in his own love life....

Ain't practicing what you preach breh?

He probably does practice it that's why he has drama if he was #HOH he would rarely have drama.

 

[Action Mike]

how about ask her on day 1

imagine him running away mid sentence like he's batman

 

[At30wecashout]

And what if the bytch already has a dude....waste of fukking 3 times.

Exactly, goddamn. Some of Steves logic with this shyt was cool, but that only works if a woman is already eating out of your hand.

All that extra shyt becomes a funny story she can tell the guy who fukks with 1/100th of the effort. Don't romance women, play the goddamn numbers.

Someone is gonna punch the ticket. Steve bout to have this boy invite this chick out, and have her texting him the day of "Mind if I bring my friend?"

From Day 1 my son is going to crush these girls, cause I ain't gonna lie to him.

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Y'all got points but Steve right. With a chick like that you don't want to rush it cause you go there everyday and she works there.

 

[Action Mike]

End of the day men aren't his audience, he ain't eating off us so this appealed to the fantasys of his goofy audience all clapping and grinning.

I agree with one liners not being good, but ask that woman out once. If she's not with it, there are billion more.

Think your in a Rom Com brehs.