Steven Seagal Interview (shyts on JCVD)

[Arabial Knight]

Seagal is a nerd that learned Aikido. Every single facet of his existence points to him having asperger's. He's a putrid phony that shouldn't be allowed to soil cameras with his gargantuan mass.

 

[Roid Jones]

He thought Anderson & Lyoto everything they know

 

[SuikodenII]

This is like a MAD TV sketch, only thing is there's no Will Sasso...Segal is actually playing...Segal

 

[Olu Dara]

dude is a clown

 

[DougFunnY]

Seagal is the last real nikka alive

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

i might have to watch this.

 

[Suicide King]

This dude is clearly Australian. We don't wanna be associated with this kiss ass in England.

However you're right, this interview is so fukking weird.

This is why movies in the 70's and 80's were so good, Charles Bronson, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, JCVD, Sly, Chuck Norris all seem to do it for the glory screw the money and friendships.

 

[GetInTheTruck]

Seagal is a true master schooled in the japanese tradition, he's not going to accept a fight in some club like a common ruffian

 

[SuikodenII]

Seagal is a true master schooled in the japanese tradition, he's not going to accept a fight in some club like a common ruffian

He would if he was tryna figure out why Richie did Bobby Lupo

 

[SuikodenII]

Wow...

 

[Danie84]

None of them can touch Segal and his magic hairpiece

 

[SuikodenII]

 

[Cuban Pete]

all i kno is sylvester stallone went on record saying he had these two dudes at party way back in the day, and JCVD wanted to scrap but, according to stallone, segal aint want nooooooooooo problems.

cuz van damme woulda put the beats on that boy, had that nikka lal up on worldstar and everything

 

[Woodrow]

"I remember once, at my home in Miami, I believe it was in ’96 or’97, Van Damme was there with Seagal, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O’Neal, Don Johnson and Madonna… it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his ass and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal made some excuse and left. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal pulled a Houdini. Who would win? I have to say I believe Van Damme was just too strong and Seagal wanted no part of it. That’s just my opinion." -Sylvester Stallone

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[King Crimson]

Subs.
I'll watch this when I get in. I always thought this cat was hilarious. I remember having an art teacher in HS who claimed to have beaten Chuck Norris with Aikido. He also claimed to invent the metal band that holds the eraser in place on a pencil and a claimed to be a world class swimmer. Lying ass negro.