Duke Dixon
Superstar
I watched this movie and had fun
The movie almost lost me when they revealed that they all lived down the block from each other
but then I saw a Gundam fight Mechagodzilla
Other issues I had were the same as some other posters like when he says "My mother's sister"
like cmon why can't you just say aunt. Or then the girl feels bad about having the birthmark on her face. Like that's really going to stop him from getting some p*ssy, you can throw some make up on that. Then Bo55Man69 pulls up into the crowd with a pistol and has 50 people all 
I didn't see any trailers after the first one so all the cameos were a big surprise. When they are trying to find out what movie the key is in I instantly said The Shining and got a good laugh when I found out I was right.
I spent the whole movie looking out for Optimus Prime and never saw him
The movie almost lost me when they revealed that they all lived down the block from each other
but then I saw a Gundam fight Mechagodzilla
Other issues I had were the same as some other posters like when he says "My mother's sister"
like cmon why can't you just say aunt. Or then the girl feels bad about having the birthmark on her face. Like that's really going to stop him from getting some p*ssy, you can throw some make up on that. Then Bo55Man69 pulls up into the crowd with a pistol and has 50 people all 
I didn't see any trailers after the first one so all the cameos were a big surprise. When they are trying to find out what movie the key is in I instantly said The Shining and got a good laugh when I found out I was right.
I spent the whole movie looking out for Optimus Prime and never saw him


I'll get it out of the way first: the story is cliche YA adventure. I got all the references but I could care less about nostalgia in any art form. It'd be nice if everyone shytting on the nostalgic aspects of this movie kept that same energy in general, doe
I really enjoyed this movie because it's entertaining and fun as hell. I'm a miserable fukk, so rarely is that my criteria for enjoying films
The premise is what stopped me from initially watching it, but I was bored, and it's Spielberg, so I said why not
There are some genuinely great set pieces in this movie (all three challanges) and it's visually engrossing. While corny at times(a lot really) the humor does work( whoever Mendelsohn's skull cronie was was hilarious). The acting wasn't anything to write home about and the love angle was pretty forced, but considering the length of the movie, it did a really good job of keeping the viewer engaged. I expected harsh reviews since this is Spielberg so everything he does is going to be scrutinized tenfold, but I thoroughly enjoyed watching this. I'll never watch it again, doe
had me legit pissed.