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Stone Cold and his
always bring the laughs.
Stone Cold Steve Austin's shower story :russ:
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Stone Cold and his
always bring the laughs.
Dude goes in such detail on some of the weirdest tangents when he's telling Steve tales that they sound true at times 
He was so serious about it too. It was hilarious.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Its a straight up shoot. I'm trapped in the shower. 
Who is Kayfabe?
Who is Kayfabe?
"Kayfabe don't exist anymore!"
Listened to this last night.
I was like "a 30 minute shower story"
but it became worth it in the end.
Listened to this last night.
I was like "a 30 minute shower story"
but it became worth it in the end.
Jmare007
pico pal q lee
Austin is the GOAT 
His match with the Fly was fukking amazing too. Specially the follow up interview he did with "Stone Cold"
shyt went like:
Stone Cold: Wait a minute, YOU are gonna start breaking down what's going on in WWE and TNA?
Austin: Yeah. Don't you think it's a good idea?
Stone Cold: You don't really wanna know what I think, do ya? How about I grab that guitar and wrap that motherfukker around your head?
Austin: Man, can't you see I'm addressing the listeners and not you? Know what? You've kinda meddled me for about the last time motherfukker. You are one 3 feet away don't think that I wont reach over and slap the fukk out of you!
Stone Cold: Oh, you are gonna slap the fukk outta me? You better ask Stone Cold another question before I get mad and start commencing whooping that ass!
Austin:
Aight relax Stone Cold. I'm not backing away from you but you wanna answer a couple of questions so here we go...oh, this is actually a question for me
Dear Steve, what went wrong with your match with Mr. Fly?
*Austin explains what happened*
Stone Cold: Wait a minute, you got your ass whipped by a fly?
How much does a god damn fly weight? 5 grs? You got your ass beat by a fly??
Austin: Well no, I was working his wing - I thought I had picked the right body part cause if I took his wing I could took away his mobility - I had him right were I wanted him and then the ref took a bump and Superfly Jimmy Snuka, who I didn't even know he was in town, hit me in the head with a coconut and knocked my ass out and Mr. Fly pinned me 1,2,3.
Stone Cold: You got beat by a fly? Is there gonna be a rematch with said Fly?
Austin: Yeah I've been trying to set up a rematch for some time. Have been calling promoters. I wanna seek revenge and redeem myself as a wrestler and a man. But then again, I wasn't counting on Jimmy Snuka hitting me in the head with a coconut.
Stone Cold: You didn't know Superfly Jimmy Snuka likes to hit people in the head with a coconut?
His match with the Fly was fukking amazing too. Specially the follow up interview he did with "Stone Cold"
shyt went like:
Stone Cold: Wait a minute, YOU are gonna start breaking down what's going on in WWE and TNA?
Austin: Yeah. Don't you think it's a good idea?
Stone Cold: You don't really wanna know what I think, do ya?
How about I grab that guitar and wrap that motherfukker around your head?Austin: Man, can't you see I'm addressing the listeners and not you? Know what? You've kinda meddled me for about the last time motherfukker. You are one 3 feet away don't think that I wont reach over and slap the fukk out of you!
Stone Cold: Oh, you are gonna slap the fukk outta me?
You better ask Stone Cold another question before I get mad and start commencing whooping that ass!Austin:
Aight relax Stone Cold. I'm not backing away from you but you wanna answer a couple of questions so here we go...oh, this is actually a question for meDear Steve, what went wrong with your match with Mr. Fly?
*Austin explains what happened*
Stone Cold: Wait a minute, you got your ass whipped by a fly?
How much does a god damn fly weight? 5 grs? You got your ass beat by a fly??Austin: Well no, I was working his wing - I thought I had picked the right body part cause if I took his wing I could took away his mobility - I had him right were I wanted him and then the ref took a bump and Superfly Jimmy Snuka, who I didn't even know he was in town, hit me in the head with a coconut and knocked my ass out and Mr. Fly pinned me 1,2,3.
Stone Cold: You got beat by a fly? Is there gonna be a rematch with said Fly?
Austin: Yeah I've been trying to set up a rematch for some time. Have been calling promoters. I wanna seek revenge and redeem myself as a wrestler and a man. But then again, I wasn't counting on Jimmy Snuka hitting me in the head with a coconut.
Stone Cold: You didn't know Superfly Jimmy Snuka likes to hit people in the head with a coconut?
Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
RECEIVE NUMEROUS CONCUSSIONS AND BE TOO PROUD TO SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP, BREHS!Austin is the GOAT
His match with the Fly was fukking amazing too. Specially the follow up interview he did with "Stone Cold"
shyt went like:
Stone Cold: Wait a minute, YOU are gonna start breaking down what's going on in WWE and TNA?
Austin: Yeah. Don't you think it's a good idea?
Stone Cold: You don't really wanna know what I think, do ya?
Austin: Man, can't you see I'm addressing the listeners and not you? Know what? You've kinda meddled me for about the last time motherfukker. You are one 3 feet away don't think that I wont reach over and slap the fukk out of you!
Stone Cold: Oh, you are gonna slap the fukk outta me?
Austin:
Dear Steve, what went wrong with your match with Mr. Fly?
*Austin explains what happened*
Stone Cold: Wait a minute, you got your ass whipped by a fly?
Austin: Well no, I was working his wing - I thought I had picked the right body part cause if I took his wing I could took away his mobility - I had him right were I wanted him and then the ref took a bump and Superfly Jimmy Snuka, who I didn't even know he was in town, hit me in the head with a coconut and knocked my ass out and Mr. Fly pinned me 1,2,3.
Stone Cold: You got beat by a fly? Is there gonna be a rematch with said Fly?
Austin: Yeah I've been trying to set up a rematch for some time. Have been calling promoters. I wanna seek revenge and redeem myself as a wrestler and a man. But then again, I wasn't counting on Jimmy Snuka hitting me in the head with a coconut.
Stone Cold: You didn't know Superfly Jimmy Snuka likes to hit people in the head with a coconut?
Probably the greatest line I've ever heard on the Stone Cold PodcastStone Cold: You didn't know Superfly Jimmy Snuka likes to hit people in the head with a coconut?
The match with the fly where he pulled the tights is a close second
Jmare007
pico pal q lee
RECEIVE NUMEROUS CONCUSSIONS AND BE TOO PROUD TO SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP, BREHS!
Be a fukking racist brehs