Stop Telling Me “I’m a Real NI99A!!!”

Is that phrase embarrassing to hear from an adult?

  • Yes

    Votes: 47 83.9%
  • No

    Votes: 9 16.1%

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Amestafuu (Emeritus)

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Reminds me of that scene from 40 year old virgin "don't be a negro be my nikka" :mjlol:
that shyt is real life. working retail in highschool and having brehs walk into the store looking for the brother hook up like "what's YOUR employee discount" . :comeon:

brehs getting mad when you don't give them the Black discount. :francis:
 

Obreh Winfrey

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I would of been on alert waiting for the reply from the fake cow boy expecting a possible sun down shootout
Shootouts happen at high noon. You clearly ain't a real cowboy
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I would of been on alert waiting for the reply from the fake cow boy expecting a possible sun down shootout
Breh. THis was along time ago i was in fort campbel Tenesse and we went to drill with a unit from Kentucky. I was one of about 4 black people taking part of the exercise...out of about 250 people total. Especially that day i was with a small unit out in the woods and i was the only black person there with a crew of about 30...
I didnt want no problems :whoa:
The dude who said it was from the team that came from West Virginia. I laughed so much i couldnt breathe because i had to told the shyt in when i was within range of their ears. I jumped inside one of the trucks and laughed until my head hurt.
 
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:ufdup: you know you fd up right?

A grown ass nikka resorting to that shyt over something trivial got nothing to lose.

You better be on the lookout cos that nikka gonna wait on you.

This is what happens when you don't take someone saying that at work seriously:


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Never say you weren't warned.
 
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that shyt is real life. working retail in highschool and having brehs walk into the store looking for the brother hook up like "what's YOUR employee discount" . :comeon:

brehs getting mad when you don't give them the Black discount. :francis:

oh i believe it:mjlol:

i never worked in sales/retail but i worked long enough in the social nightlife industry to deal with my own versions of this shyt.

"come on breh let us slide on the cover this time we got you next time boss"

"come on breh let us skip this long ass line you know us fam"

"come on breh let us wear the jersey this time we'll change for the next time big man"

"come on breh don't take my drugs i wasn't going to sell it"

etc.etc.:martin:
 

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OP, I feel you.

@Brolic Scholar what caught him to say something like that? Did you look at him the wrong way? Did you say something that rub him the wrong way

"I'm from the street"

"I'm from NY"

"I'm a real n!gga"

He must be felt threatened by you....I dunno.
 

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shyt beyond lame

Being "real" means keeping it 100 even when it doesn't fit your narrative or self image

That eliminates at least 97% of Western society

Being tough doesn't have anything to do with it. Most tough dudes are playing a role they're really not because of peer pressure/media influence. That's the complete opposite of being "real".


 

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Brehs...

I was legit baffled.

:skip:

Like am I supposed to wanna bring you on now? The fukk?

:mindblown:
The imagery killing me:dead:
Son said it like he was a veteran expecting a discount
Playboy was expecting you to be like:
"Excuse me sir did you say you are a real nikka:ohhh:?
My apologies sir let me apply our 15% real nikka discount for you:troll:
May I ask are you also good in any hood? That amounts to an additional 5% off:troll:"
 
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