Stop Telling Me “I’m a Real NI99A!!!”

[97Pac]

that shyt is real life. working retail in highschool and having brehs walk into the store looking for the brother hook up like "what's YOUR employee discount" .

brehs getting mad when you don't give them the Black discount.

Yea I had a homie like that. He would legit go off if a food place tried to charge him extra for sauces, like going off.

Our friendship ended when he told me to stop acting like a cracka because I told him he was too old (29) to be fighting and has too much to lose. He wanted to fight another homie over $20 that the other homie never agreed to pay him, they did a business transaction and he changed the terms of the deal after the deal had already been made.

 

[VelourSocks]

Saying something like that after the age of 21 is embarrassing. None of that real nikka shyt doesn’t matter past 18.

 

[BlaqkSpliffin]

"You somebodys nikka with this nikka tie on"

 

[Cat piss martini]

him: i'm a real nikka
me: i can see that....so the cost aint shyt for you
him:
me: real recognize real relative
him: hook a nikka up my dude
me: i'm on papers and these crackas on me.
him: right....let me go hit the stash spot for more cash.
me: be easy out here hustler
him:
me: may i help someone

 

[Complexion]

@Brolic Scholar finna leave work tonight and hear "So whats up now, patna?"

 

[Brolic Scholar]

OP..

I would only consider that statement to be embarrassing if the person said it out loud around mixed company.

The statement itself isn't embarrassing, but I would be curious in knowing why he would say such a thing to me unless he felt that I was questioning his manhood or felt that I was trying to get over on him??

Long story short, he was mad that I was charging him what I charge everyone else.



I even knocked $100 off for the breh. And yes this was in mixed company.

How old was this person

Mid to late 40s.

OP, I feel you.

@Brolic Scholar what caught him to say something like that? Did you look at him the wrong way? Did you say something that rub him the wrong way

"I'm from the street"

"I'm from NY"

"I'm a real n!gga"

He must be felt threatened by you....I dunno.

See above. He wanted the hookup and I wasn’t having it.

Did this really happen?

On my daughters. This just happened today.

The imagery killing me
Son said it like he was a veteran expecting a discount
Playboy was expecting you to be like:
"Excuse me sir did you say you are a real nikka?
My apologies sir let me apply our 15% real nikka discount for you
May I ask are you also good in any hood? That amounts to an additional 5% off"

Pretty much what he expected.

 

[R=G]

This isn't the 90's grimey era anymore

Yes it's the weak passive nygga era that lick boots and apologize to gays/women and Rock damn near women's clothing.

 

[karim]

Yes it's the weak passive nygga era that lick boots and apologize to gays/women and Rock damn near women's clothing.

You seem to have anger issues.

 

[R=G]

You seem to have anger issues.

Not quite, child. Just dont go for the gay type shyt. Any real man wouldn't.

 

[Doobie Doo]

I find it Hilarious!

"I'm a real Cowboy. Y'all out here are a bunch of fake cowboys. Y'all only wear your cowboy suits on SundEE (sunday)"
They were dead serious too. I died laughing that day

Fam, that's big shyt, you can't be throwing up signs to the wrong ranch if you weren't officially jumped into the right set. Them Hoover Ranch C-Boys don't go for all that fake fukk shyt around they way.

 

[karim]

Not quite, child. Just dont go for the gay type shyt. Any real man wouldn't.

You are the only one bringing up gays in this thread breh

 

[Ghost Utmost]

I spent my teen years getting shot at, fighting, my boys all sold crack.

None of that taught me anything useful besides

Don't sell crack. Don't beef with rando niqqas.

You're lucky to SURVIVE being a real niqqa. Most real niqqas who live through it:

stop being real niqqas once they hit like 30

 

[intruder]

Fam, that's big shyt, you can't be throwing up signs to the wrong ranch if you weren't officially jumped into the right set. Them Hoover Ranch C-Boys don't go for all that fake fukk shyt around they way.

It was a mix of rednecks from Kentucky and West-Virginia. That was my first time up there and i was the only black man with that crew within miles. THey were cool with me showing me respect and all (It helps in the Army when you;re a medic and you're in the field with the grunts).
But some of the conversations i heard them have among themselves were straight hilarious. Made me realize that among americans, despite their differences, some of them rednecks aren't that different than your typical black dude from the inner-city hoods. Similar lingo, same aggressive tone and all.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

I'll never forget this time I went to a party with this girl and a breh started talmbout he a "real n***a" and got a felony or whatever shyt outta nowhere. I'm like "HUH?! I don't give a fukk"


Look out the corner of my eye and it turned out he was tryna distract me I guess so his brother could spit at her So I shut that down and later when we were about to leave he did the same thing, saying "She wanna fukk with a real nikka "


At this point I'm laughing and looking at them crazy like " Wtf is WRONG with y'all??? Why are y'all trying so hard to prove some shyt to ME? "-- Like me or ol girl was somebody to be known. shyt was beyond me.

 

[LezJepzin]

I hear you cause I work in sales too (not cars either)








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