Stories of broads you've met off of POF

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too many fukkin spambots and malware on that site for me...I'm telling u, if you got $40 to spare, BlackPeopleMeet is the greatest tool for the single mandingo warrior on the prowl...everytime i move i re-up on there and have them lined up before i even touch down (and before my wife comes to town)...and better yet, that account you paid for gives you access to WhiteWomen4BlackMen..aka Pawg City bytch

bruh I think im about to do this....you right....too much spam out there....tell me more anout blackpeoplemeet...will I eat? 30..make alot of money...6'2..no kids...will I eat?:ahh:
 

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Another story from Online booty call

Another Older white woman that was 46, big titties and she looked like she had her body right but of course I didnt take in consideration the fat girl angles.

We're messaging each other back and forth through yahoo messenger and she wants me to meet up with her at a restaurant.
I'm thinking,:childplease: "Naw I dont wanna be seen in public with this woman if she doesnt look like what she does in her profile pic."

So I decline and eventually close out my OBC account and a month goes by with me not getting on yahoo messenger and soon as I log in she pops up asking what happened.

We get to messaging again and eventually she wants me to come to her house. Its 11pm so I already know it has to go down.

I drive way out to the suburbs and this woman is in a huge 2 story house.
*I text her that im in the front*

Front door opens and shes waving me to come inside

I run inside and my facial expression goes from :takedat: to :dwillhuh: to :why:

this woman was in a see-through white gown and had rolls and all types of wrinkled skin.

So She walks me to her room and I sit down on the bed.

her::shaq:
me::why:
her: "You want a glass of wine?..."
me: "Naw im good.... maybe later..."

Im looking around her room and I notice this plugged in
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We talk for about a good 30mins and eventually the conversation ends
me: "I guess I should get ready to go then its getting late.."
her: "Where do you think your going? You didnt think you were gonna come all the way over here and not get no p*ssy did you:shaq:?"
me: "Well... I honestly thought I was just gonna get some head:mjpls:..."
her: " Well come over here then..."

We ended up going upstairs on to her outside porch and fukking on the porch:snoop:.

come to my house=come fukk me

cotdamn u messed up
 

Malcolmxxx_23

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i also noticed if you dont smash them on the first day
chances are you wont get another chance
 

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bruh I think im about to do this....you right....too much spam out there....tell me more anout blackpeoplemeet...will I eat? 30..make alot of money...6'2..no kids...will I eat?:ahh:

you gonna eat real good then...you gonna have to deal with a few chicks that are REALLY looking for love but once you clear them hurdles, shyt, you in there...my greatest conquest came from BPM..then 27 y/o asst exec for a subsidiary of Boeing in Silicon Valley who had $$$ out the ass...i wasn't trying to bum off her and she respected that...greatest sex ever...freak..had her taking naked pics in church...learned a valuable lesson with her, The more money a woman makes, the freakier they are.
 

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you gonna eat real good then...you gonna have to deal with a few chicks that are REALLY looking for love but once you clear them hurdles, shyt, you in there...my greatest conquest came from BPM..then 27 y/o asst exec for a subsidiary of Boeing in Silicon Valley who had $$$ out the ass...i wasn't trying to bum off her and she respected that...greatest sex ever...freak..had her taking naked pics in church...learned a valuable lesson with her, The more money a woman makes, the freakier they are.

yes indeed....my former chic thats married now is a nurse in Tampa...let me smash on the floor in her room while her 2 other fiends were in the bed watching....:to:...I miss her..she also drives a CLS 550 :to:
 

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damn wish i could feast on the net. i have only had 1 and i got head the first night. she wasn't even hot. she was like a 4. i could just call her up at 3am and have her back home by 330 :shaq: i did that like 3 times. her friend had my # too and kept callin me cuz i'm sure she wanted in on it.

but i left that with the quickness when i had something else lined up.

a hotter girl pretty much.
 

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Another one. Met this average white girl about... Oh let's say a year and a half ago. Average weight, average face/ass/t*ts. So about the second time we meet up its at my place. About 30 mins into a movie one thing leads to another... Then I realize I don't have anymore rubbers.... So I go raw doggy :shaq: After about 5 mins of stroking she stops me and says "there's something you should know..." So the first thing that jumps in my head is she has an std or something and I'm gonna have to OJ this bytch. She says "I'm 4 months pregnant". So Im like :wtf: but then it pops in my head... I can nut in this bytch. :jawalrus: So I proceed to do so. Long story short I keep fukking her during the whole 9 months (preggo p*ssy is :gladbron:) She had the baby, wanted a relationship, I didnt. She found a bf (with the same name as me :heh:) and Im still fukking her while she's with him. I get a text about a month into their relationship saying she's preggo and she thinks it's mine. Never texted or called her again (worse 9 months of my life) Finally found out it wasn't mine. Partied like a rock star that night
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So many L's in this thread it's almost unbelievable.

I'm interested in Tagged though. How does that shyt worked? It's been asked like 5 times and no one answered lol.
 

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So many L's in this thread it's almost unbelievable.

I'm interested in Tagged though. How does that shyt worked? It's been asked like 5 times and no one answered lol.

i signed up on that tagged nonsense. the few females i seen on there had the nastiest looking n1ggas on their friendslist. i seen that sh1t and just straight logged off.

for me, its a major turn off to see a bunch of n1ggas on a chicks page.
 

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Yoo my nikka. I jus signed up to POF off the strength of this thread in the wack city im currently in.


And yoooooo :dwillhuh:


These bytches is offical as fukk :krs:




This cant be real brehs :comeon:
 

Malcolmxxx_23

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Yoo my nikka. I jus signed up to POF off the strength of this thread in the wack city im currently in.


And yoooooo :dwillhuh:


These bytches is offical as fukk :krs:




This cant be real brehs :comone:

what city breh
any major city in the states...easy eating :king:
 

Rominati

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what city breh
any major city in the states...easy eating :king:



This City outside NY :lawd:

Im shocked at the quality of chicks who actually go on there :mindblown:



But yea mang, I cant put my pic up there yo, I got a face too easy to trace :wow:
 
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