Stories of broads you've met off of POF

[Dooby]

wait that's not a dude.........

And you went to his page for a closer inspection

 

[duncanthetall]

Make the hang ten sign with your left hand right now....does your phone not fit right into there....



now imagine if you hand no knuckles/fingers in the way

I dunno why, but this explanation just killed me

 

[Dooby]

Serious I looked "raspy_t" up and I can't call that one breh but $500 for some company

 

[Serious]

And you went to his page for a closer inspection

I was talking about King Sun mentioning Black Jesus's post......

That picture, I posted is a dude....

Mofo didn't even deny it......

First clue was the message, women aren't blatant, they are, but not that blatant.....

 

[Jesus]

 

[Asdfhhklpiyrewss]

fukk this site, these hoes never reply

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

fukk this site, these hoes never reply

i can count on my 2 hands how many replies ive gotten yet im a strong 6-7 what is up with this shyt i can get replies from tagged and elsewhere but pof and okcupid these hoes aint having none of it

prolly expecting a whole essay or some shyt bytch you getting a hi how are you and thats it fukk i look typing paragraphs to someone who might not reply

 

[patscorpio]

She's in her 30s...no problem...I wanna try some older cooch. Now she's telling me her white husband wants to watch me fukk her.

Spoiler

Spoiler

ill never understand the cuckold shyt ..ive been approached on 3 occasions about that..fukk i look like going to fukk a dude's wife while dude is watching..thats how fukkery occurs...i seen that episode of SVU plus the aura of fakkitry that permeates that shyt..no thank you

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

fukk this site, these hoes never reply

if your not 6'3 brolic lean cut nikka...you wont get quick replies

 

[CJ]

Yup ya'll need to check our troll thread to really see how to play the game.

 

[Serious]

if your not a brolic lean cut nikka...you wont get quick replies

Fixed

at my headline being " straight trolling" females dont care

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Fixed

at my headline being " straight trolling" females dont care

my troll profile was " ill be honest..im a$$hole"


the amt of replies wanting to smash

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

The best way to get responses is to reference something in their profile in a jokingly negative way, my experience anyway. "Heya. You seem cool and all that but it says you don't like [blank]. Ahhhh, too baddddddd...."

 

[CJ]

Yeah but some of these bytches have fukk all in their profile then have the nerve to write "don't hey or what's up me, be original" are we suppose to go on you trick. That's when I have my troll come in and all over their pretentious bullshyt.

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

Like I said earlier, one of my homegirls is on there. She's a black chick from Nigeria, very cute but not a dime, and her pics aren't even that good, she's much better in person.

Anyway, we were crackin jokes about that site and she showed me her inbox so I could witness the thirst of regular ol' POF dudes for myself, and I was stunned. Dudes were promising her the world, offering to take her on trips, tellin her beautiful she is, writing poems, big long esssay length messages etc.

So best believe, these POF hoes are gassed the fukk up, thinkin their shyt don't stink. 6s and 7s think they're Halle Berry.