Stories of when a female has tried to kill you

[Blackking]

Back in '05, I was fukking around with this chick that I met through my sister.My sis does hair, so she has all kinds of chicks passing through her spot.

I just happened to stop by my sisters crib one day and my sis was like "could you do me a favor and give this girl a ride home"---Me being the gullible nice guy that I was back then "Yeah sure"-- all jipper and shyt.

Saw the chick and was...about 5'2 140---solidly thick--smal waist, phat ass, with the fresh hairdo.Face wise, she was a poor woman's version of Sanaa Lathan, but she had a body like a video vixen.

Long story short, we hit it off on the drive home---did the number exchange---started talking on the phone and eventually fukking.


After about 3 months time, I started seeing signs of possessiveness.We was at my crib and I was checking my email one day.Back then, I never deleted my old messages...So i get up to go to the bathroom, but I left my email open.

By the time I got done in the crapper, she was sitting at my computer, 2 years deep into my email messages talking about "Who's Jamesia?"


I'm looking like because the shyt was funny to me

"That's a girl I used to go to school with..She's an Astrologist now.I bumped into her at Borders Book Store a couple of years back, she was supposed to do a Natal Chart for me"


She gives me the "ummmmmhhmmmmm".....I didn't take it as sign of her being deranged..I thought she was just being coy, and playing the fake jealous role...just to fukk with me...ya know?

She seemed cool.Later that same day, I took off to work, while she stayed at my spot.I was working a graveyard--6:30pm-3:30am, but I would come home during my lunch break (around 10:30 pm) because I only lived a few blocks away from my job.

I walk through my front door and there she is sitting at my computer with a peculiar look on her face

"What's this? " as she points to my computer screen.


SHE HAD FOUND MY PORN STASH

I though I had it buried away in files nobody ever would check...But anywayz, she starts on some

"This is the same as cheating to me.I don't even know why you're fukking with me, it looks as if you like fat bytches" wasn't no fat bytches...THICK bytches---She clicked on a clip of Mercedes Santos

"Look at this fat bytch..this is what you really like"

But then I fukked..."The camera adds 10 pounds..in person, she's about the same size as you"


And she just fukking lost it.She was trying to stay calm, but that remark made her jump out of her skin.

She's going in...I look over at the timer on my cable box and I tell her I gotta get back to work.

But before I left, I told her

"You've had enough of this internet shyt tonight" and I unplugged the main power cord, rolled that shyt up, and put it in my pocket.

I walk out the door and her she comes CHASING AFTER ME WITH A KNIFE

"GIVE ME THAT fukkING CORD BACK"


I'm stuck between ...There was a few neighbors chilling on their patio drinking brew...I don't like to cause a scene, so I gave her the cord back.

When I got off work, that was the end of our time together.She had to kick rocks


shyt ended up costing me 4 slashed tires....all over some bullshyt---Never trust a big butt and a smile

It's always that one comment that sets them off...



But nikkas can NEVER resist saying the shyt tho

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

I was convinced that all of high school only girls I could pull was crazy. They never start out that way though

 

[HiphopRelated]

There's rules to the shyt



edit: anyone named Tiffany

 

[Blackking]

Second one was worse

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

I know, first story all sorts of illegal but second is just average crazy bytch stuff... Yet I feel like given the chance she woulda knocked my ass out that tree and killed me.

 

[abominable1]

You ain't shyt. HORRIBLE friend. :deadcena1:

Hey
it was all good til the blood started flowing

But I warned the nikka not to dry snitch on himself

Spoiler: BUT!

 

[Mike Tyson]

Well I had my main chick over and she found a hairclip next to our bed. I remember when I was smashing this japanese escort her hairclip fell off. I felt bad and I tried to help her find it but couldn't.

Long story short she finds it, she takes the katana I had on my wall and starts swinging it around. mad as hell. She's white so her face was an angry red. she was pissed telling me that im a fukking pig and im like "the rest of them." to this day i'm curious as to what she meant by that. she dated a few black guys in her past other than me.

well, back to what happened. i apologize, and i start to cry because maybe that will save me. because i was also scared as shyt. I call the cops and they come, and i tell them what happened, she still had the fukking sword in her hand and the cac cop asks me if there's anywhere I could go. He's asking me to leave my damn apartment that i paid and signed for until she moved in and she pays half. like he could look over my shoulder and she's sitting there with the shiny sword.

I just said fukk it and went to my moms for the night. she was in my ear the whole night about white women, i wasn't even in the mood to remind her that she was just as crazy with my pops too.

 

[Biscut]

You know a chick's crazy when she hits you with that sudden "ok", with a little smile. Knowing you just messed up. You might wanna evacute ASAP if you're ever hit with this. She's planning on you.

 

[KOOL-AID]

bump

 

[alpo]

i wish a chick would

 

[Womb Raider]

 

[RaspberryFitted]

have had a girl threaten to kill herself over me, but me?

 

[he_is_I]

Still got a bullet hole in my ceiling from my bm threatening me with a gun cuz she thought I was cheatin.

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

I remember I was trying to break up with a girl (in her house! so fukking stupid. ) and I had been piling her down something serious for a while.

It was winter outside and she had a shovel by the door,the one with the red metal scoop like in Home Alone. I got frustrated during the argument and yelled that I was leaving and bent down to grab my keys onthe carpet by the door and when I came back up all I saw was that red coming at my nose.

CRACK!

I hit the floor and saw that shovel go up again and I tried to move but I couldn't, I was stunned. She connected again on my ribs, and after that she went up again and came down on my head and I was out cold.

Woke up a while later face down in the carpet and pulled myself up and saw I had bled out all into the carpet and she was sitting crouched on the couch literally starin at me like


I had another girl try to stab me through the bathroom door cause she thought I had her phone.

I had this other girl cook for me and I saw her putting something in my food and I asked her to share my plate and she wouldn't. I refused to eat it and she dumped me a while after. I think she was trying to poison me, she got her bd locked up recently so I know she nuts.

I had another girl try to run me over with her car but she was going in reverse and I managed to jump onto the trunk before she crashed.

I had this other girl, kick/punch me and pull the steering wheel while I was driving down I-290 because she had a tantrum since I wouldn't buy her ice cream and her sister got some. This chick was 28, throwing a full fledged tantrum breh's, I'll never forget it.

All these happened before I was 26, I don't deal with that shyt anymore. Any sign of trouble and I'm OUT. I have post traumatic stress from a lot of those things and its hurt some of my other relationships because I'm so anti-confrontational, but I ain't trying to end up dead.

Screw that, argue with the next one .