EzekelRAGE
Superstar

"Don't do it big bruh

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your center at half time is fukking wild
True story. I played against Steven Jackson in high school in Las Vegas. He was a sophomore playing on Varsity and he played RB and LB. He was already a man amongst boys at that point, so during a punt return, I had the unfortunate job of trying to block him. He literally picked me up off the ground and ran with me for probably 30 yards. I was so desperate, by the time he set me down, I dropped down and punched him in the nuts. No cup. He finally went down. Not my proudest moment. Years later, a few months after he retired from the NFL, I ran into him at The Wynn valet and asked if he remembered what I did. He did and he was not amused. But I said, look at me, I had no chance. He laughed and dapped me up.