Story Time: Drunk bum called me a ****** at work today

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Don't expect anything super interesting, because its really not. I just hate how drunk cacs be thinkin they can try you. :yeshrug:

I work at a liquor store in Covington, for anyone who knows the area. I'm just feelin some type of way cause its been so long since one has tried me like that.
Tall drunk bum comes stumbling in and i'm immediately like :skip: this dude really dont think we bout to sell to him. My manager is this smallish chick and we make eye contact so i go and see whats good with the dude. Hes stumbling to the beer and I'm like "You alright man?"

Dude no lie hits me with the :wtf:

Which was unexpected. He starts talkin. "Im bout to sue ya'lls asses. I tripped over the goddamn driveway. Don't you fukking bother me."

LOL. A nikka bowed up like "YO. You gotta get out man. We're not serving you anything else." :camby:

Starts mumbling drunk redneck caccary about hes allowed to buy wherever he wants to. Blah blah fukking blah. I'm not even really annoyed yet. I deal with fukkery on the daily.

Then this dude walks up to me with the drake gun hands and points one towards my face and says he's gonna be back and he might have one for me. Then as hes walking says, "I never liked you fukkin ******s anyways."

Well

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YOLK. Literally grab and drag this big bytch towards the front door. I forgot that that door doesnt open from that side, cause a nikka was angry. Have to finagle it with one arm while holding onto this fukk. Literally throw him like they did back in the cartoons. Happy to say I've finally accomplished this one. This drunk fukk goes and stumbles over the same curb he wiped out on earlier. His fukkin pants and shyt saggin like a muhfukka. Dude wiped the fukk out. Told breh he's lucky I'm on the fukking clock.

YO. PSA: NEVER give money to a bum you see outside of a liquor store. WTF you think their worthless drunk ass gon spend the nickels n shyt on? Matter of fact. Dont give ANY money to ANY of these bums. These fukks wanna live, they'll find a Salvation Army or a fukking organization that takes care of their bytch asses. LAWD.

shyt got me heated cause I haven't been tried go goddamn blatantly in FOREVER. These cacs are getting more and more bold. This shyt in the news makes them think they're untouchable. :rudy:
 
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you should have cracked a 40 and
poured it on the ground in front of him.
that ether would have ate his soul alive.
*cracks 40 and pours it out*

bum: man what the fukk are you doing:damn:
you::jawalrus:
bum: man youre wasting good nectar:damn:
you::jawalrus:
bum: please brother i'm a vietnam vet:mjcry:
you: :jawalrus:
bum: please dont pour it all out brother:mjcry:
you::jawalrus:
bum: jesus was black and i have the shakes man....please:mjcry:

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you should have cracked a 40 and
poured it on the ground in front of him.
that ether would have ate his soul alive.
*cracks 40 and pours it out*

bum: man what the fukk are you doing:damn:
you::jawalrus:
bum: man youre wasting good nectar:damn:
you::jawalrus:
bum: please brother i'm a vietnam vet:mjcry:
you: :jawalrus:
bum: please dont pour it all out brother:mjcry:
you::jawalrus:
bum: jesus was black and i have the shakes man....please:mjcry:

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:russ:
 
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