This happen my freshman year of college... enjoy.......
So it’s a sunny Friday , me and my bro(we’ll call him J) riding around campus in his whip , windows down, music bumpn, you know just enjoyn life.
We’re cruise’n minding our own business…. If I remember right prolly plotn on some p*ssy
and seeing what the move was for the weekend …..My homie’s phone rings ( quick side note , my ngga J the type of dude to go waaaaay too far out of his way for some p*ssy this ngga the type to roadtrip for some draws, not that he got a problem getn females but he just the type to travel too far off the beaten path for some ass.) so his phone rings and he picks up and lowers the music. I pay him no mind , I just mind my own business but can hear his responses. Mhmm , yeah , yeah girl , [insert some cupcaken ass convo] yeah that sound good, yeah we’ll be there, he says I love you and hangs up. Now I roll my eyes cause ive never known this ngga to love a btch , not even to this day matter a fact. He looks over to me and says “ Yo my ngga Versacesamurai, guess what……
…. We going on a roadtrip bruh. I got this girl at [insert college in south carolina] and she say she got some friends too. “
NOW IF I KNEW WHAT WOULD HAVE TRANSPIRED IN THIS TRIP I WOULD HAVE NEVER WENT……
but I didn’t so I was hype as fck.
Me and J call up our other homie ( we’ll call him H, back story on my ngga H, he wild, I mean this ngga has no concern for his life or those around him, but I still fck with him cause he was mad cool and was good ppl outside of his reckless moments, also he was one of them dudes that was down for the squad , if you fightn at a party he fightn, if you smoken he smoken, if you creepn on some hoes fck it he rolln too, he was also one of them “p*ssy is p*ssy, Idc what the btch look like ass nggas, this will play a part later) and told him about what we was gonna do , within 30 minutes the squad was ready to dip and head to south Carolina. We spend a couple hours driving there , tlkn junk to each other, freestyle’n you know just doin normal homie sht. We get to their campus at night around 9 or 10 . My bro J calls up his homegirl and she directs us to they’re dorm. We park get out and walk up to the dorm, we have to get let in because the dorms need keycards you swipe to get let in (this is important for later too) So we at the door waiting and get greeted by this 9/10 brownskin goddess , she had titties and ass, im sayn she was fine my coli brehs .(we’ll call her sasha) As soon as she opened her mouth all that came out was that southern drawl , it was str8 muisc, shawty sounded like newnew from ATL but her sht was authentic. She walked us back to her room while she was tlkn to my ngga J , me and H just walked behind them lookn at sasha ass as we walk to her dorm. So we get there and right before she opens the door she looks at me and says “my roomy saw your pics Versacesamurai, she thinks you’re so cute” I immediately hit the birdman
cause I thought her homegirl would be as fine as her…… but coli fam…. She waznt 
……….we open the door and see this half manatee half cottage cheese looking creature rolling around in a lil ass dorm bed. Coli …… back then I wasnt one to be rude so I acted cordial while I try to keep my vomit from making it out my mouth . The whalecac introduced herself but I didn’t care to remember her name so ima refer to her as whalecac. I look to my ngga H to see if he was gonna take one for the team but even this ngga was like hell nah
and gave me the ngga please look. So we in the dorm chilln drinkn some cheap liquor lmao prolly some Mad dog/bottom shelf vodka cause nggas was broke. Everybody sipn and tlkn me and H both keepn our distance from mobycac, meanwhile Sasha starts telln us about this party popn off nearby and the general consensus was we’d hit it up in a lil bit. So as we tlkn about the party spot, mightcacyoung starts inch’n close to me tryn to get near tlkn bout she was gonna show me her moves and give me all I can handle. I got up with the quickness and decided I needed to go pee
, I opted on not even using the in room bathroom and went down the hall looking for a public bathroom. Since I didn’t rlly have to pee I just walked around the dorm. So im walkn and sht and I hear some girl arguing on the phone in Spanish so me being the ngga I am I go see whats up
. I walk around the corner and see this Spanish chick 8/10 (we’ll call her veronica no titties but ass for days) on the phone tlkn sht about what the fck ever, so she hangs up pissed and walks in the opposite direction as me. She hasn’t seen me yet so I automatically go into smooth ngga mode
and start tlkn to here. I introduce myself and ask her if shes ok and we just start chopn it up. She tells me her and her bf arguing and stuff and that she been dealing with him forever and blah blah woopty woop whatever, basically I invite her to come out with us to the party. She asks who we goin with and eventually decided she would come since she knows sasha and the abominable cacette. So I exchange numbers regroup with everybody and keep drinkn for a lil bit till we decide we ready to rollout
. The 6 of us hops up in sasha whip ( I let veronica sit on my lap) 
we get to the spot which was barely 5 minutes away and its popn, music live, drinks on the table (prolly was spiked with some sht ) everybody having a good ass time. J grabs sasha and heads deeper into the house, me and veronica leave H and the cottagecheesecacette , I act a ass and hit that ngga with the peace sign as we leave
. The party was live, everybody was geeked , the music was on point an hour and some change had prolly passed and the dj put on that slow sht. He played that Slow juke’n song ( chill it was hot a couple years ago) and Veronica really put it on a ngga , I mean sht coli fam 
, best dancer ive come across. So things get hotnheavy while we dancing and Veronica turn around and starts kissn a ngga
, I wouldn’t let a random btch kiss me in my mouth now but sht it was my freshman year, nggas was reckless. So I ask her if she wants to leave early and go back to the dorms
*THIS IS WHERE SHT START GETN WEIRD*
So since we only 5 minutes away from the dorms by car it couldn’t be more than 20 walking so we dip from the party and start chopn it up while we walkn back. We walk past a couple of campus buildings and pass their courtyard, as we’re walkn having what I assume to be a good time we hear some voices coming our way , out of nowhere this bytch push me off the sidewalk into the bushes,
im like what the fck wrong with you and she quickly tells me to shhhh , so im thinking dam
… this btch might be crazy. So im in the bushes (like these 2015 poster’s threads) and these three Hispanic dudes walk up to Veronica one of them start arguing with her and they start speaking Spanish loud as sht, they eventually keep going and the one she argued with walks towards the way we came and says” well yeah btch, thats why im going to this party” so when they walk out of sight I get out the bushes and ask her what the fck was goin on , even though I already knew that was prolly her BF
. She confirms what I thought and she says come on and we keep walkn to the dorm. Now a days I don’t rlly fck with other ppl girls but back then I didn’t care and thought no ngga could see me in the hands. We get to the dorm, she swipes her card and we head up to her room which is on the second floor. We get to her room and start chopn it up, we talk for a lil bit, then talkn turns to kiss, kissn turns to grabn on her ass
, and she starts to unbutton my pants. She slides down my pants and start give’n ya boy the sloppiest head
. Sht was sloppy but fck coli fam sht was good. I lay on the bed and let her keep going , I try my hardest to hold my nut back but at this point I was like fck it. I was about to cum but her phone vibrates with a txt. She stops and answers her txt and replies. Lowkey I was glad cause I wasn’t ready to nut yet
. She looks at her phone and gets pissed , she throws it on her chair and asks me if im ready. Im like hell yeah so she tops me off for a lil while longer and she says she wants me. So I reach in my pants and get a rubber( I wasn’t that dumb
) I roll it on and she bends across the bed, I put my hand on her ass put my dck in my other hand and coli fam………………. Right when I touch the outer most p*ssy lip with my dck this hairy ass Spanish dude buss up in her room like “ wassup negga” Im like wtf
,this ngga square up with me so I square up butt ass naked with only some socks and a condom on. I push this dude away to get some space but he lean in , I swing first and connect but my follow up hit misses, this ngga ducks and catches me in my jaw. In my head Im like fck I would have to fight this pacquiao mothafcka
. So I scoop this ngga and hit him with a desk lamp, I could hear his homies coming down the hall. He push me off and we square up again. This ngga pulled a knife on me 
after that everything was a blur , I dodged one knife swing, hit that ngga with a jab, rolled across the bed and jumped out the window....... the glass part was open put the screen was still there. It was either get stabbed or take a one story fall….. I chose the latter
. God had to be lookn out
because there was a hill outside the window so I only fell like 10ft. So I get up recoop mentally as I hear veronica and her BF arguing. So here I am running across campus in the middle of the night/morning.
I run as far as I can without getting seen by any ppl and just sit behind a thorn bush. I stayed behind that bush for what felt like hours…
.butt naked…. nothing to my name but some socks cause my rubber fell off cause my dck got soft
. I sat behind that bush thinking about whether I make good life decisions and how I can do better. I notice this drunk of his ass cac walking towards the thorn bushes so I plotted
, he was one of those cacfrat muhfckas that parents prolly go to the country club. So I did what any desperate ngga would have did in my situation. …… I grab that ngga and slammed him behind the bushes the first punch didn’t knock him out but the second one did. I only took his shirt , shoes , and shorts.( lookn back I hope it was one of those SAE muhfckas) So now fully dressed I walk back to the dorms hoping that I don’t run into pacquio and his boys. I get to the dorm but didn’t have a cardkey so I was stuck outside. Luckily some dude was letn a booty call out of the dorm so I just walked in when she walked out. I thought about all the sht I left in Veronica room but I was like fck it and decided to take that L. I walked to Sasha room and knocked , the only person there was the whale 
so I told her to leave me the fck alone
, I took a pillow off her bed and slept on the floor. The next morning I woke up with everybody in the room and feeling like I was getn my ass whooped in my sleep. My nggas clowned me tlkn about my cac clothes but I told them I would tell them the whole story on the ride home. Sasha handed me my clothes and other sht and said Veronica saw them in the hall when they was coming in from the party. I put my normal clothes back on and we leave campus.
i come to find out that spanish dude came back cause Veronica told him she was gonna fck whoever she wanted..... also i ended up with mono for a lil bit
Life was scressful brehs…
So it’s a sunny Friday , me and my bro(we’ll call him J) riding around campus in his whip , windows down, music bumpn, you know just enjoyn life.
We’re cruise’n minding our own business…. If I remember right prolly plotn on some p*ssy and seeing what the move was for the weekend …..My homie’s phone rings ( quick side note , my ngga J the type of dude to go waaaaay too far out of his way for some p*ssy this ngga the type to roadtrip for some draws, not that he got a problem getn females but he just the type to travel too far off the beaten path for some ass.) so his phone rings and he picks up and lowers the music. I pay him no mind , I just mind my own business but can hear his responses. Mhmm , yeah , yeah girl , [insert some cupcaken ass convo] yeah that sound good, yeah we’ll be there, he says I love you and hangs up. Now I roll my eyes cause ive never known this ngga to love a btch , not even to this day matter a fact. He looks over to me and says “ Yo my ngga Versacesamurai, guess what………. We going on a roadtrip bruh. I got this girl at [insert college in south carolina] and she say she got some friends too. “ NOW IF I KNEW WHAT WOULD HAVE TRANSPIRED IN THIS TRIP I WOULD HAVE NEVER WENT……
but I didn’t so I was hype as fck.
……….we open the door and see this half manatee half cottage cheese looking creature rolling around in a lil ass dorm bed. Coli …… back then I wasnt one to be rude so I acted cordial while I try to keep my vomit from making it out my mouth . The whalecac introduced herself but I didn’t care to remember her name so ima refer to her as whalecac. I look to my ngga H to see if he was gonna take one for the team but even this ngga was like hell nah and gave me the ngga please look. So we in the dorm chilln drinkn some cheap liquor lmao prolly some Mad dog/bottom shelf vodka cause nggas was broke. Everybody sipn and tlkn me and H both keepn our distance from mobycac, meanwhile Sasha starts telln us about this party popn off nearby and the general consensus was we’d hit it up in a lil bit. So as we tlkn about the party spot, mightcacyoung starts inch’n close to me tryn to get near tlkn bout she was gonna show me her moves and give me all I can handle. I got up with the quickness and decided I needed to go pee, I opted on not even using the in room bathroom and went down the hall looking for a public bathroom. Since I didn’t rlly have to pee I just walked around the dorm. So im walkn and sht and I hear some girl arguing on the phone in Spanish so me being the ngga I am I go see whats up. I walk around the corner and see this Spanish chick 8/10 (we’ll call her veronica no titties but ass for days) on the phone tlkn sht about what the fck ever, so she hangs up pissed and walks in the opposite direction as me. She hasn’t seen me yet so I automatically go into smooth ngga mode
we get to the spot which was barely 5 minutes away and its popn, music live, drinks on the table (prolly was spiked with some sht ) everybody having a good ass time. J grabs sasha and heads deeper into the house, me and veronica leave H and the cottagecheesecacette , I act a ass and hit that ngga with the peace sign as we leave. The party was live, everybody was geeked , the music was on point an hour and some change had prolly passed and the dj put on that slow sht. He played that Slow juke’n song ( chill it was hot a couple years ago) and Veronica really put it on a ngga , I mean sht coli fam , best dancer ive come across. So things get hotnheavy while we dancing and Veronica turn around and starts kissn a ngga , I wouldn’t let a random btch kiss me in my mouth now but sht it was my freshman year, nggas was reckless. So I ask her if she wants to leave early and go back to the dorms*THIS IS WHERE SHT START GETN WEIRD*
So since we only 5 minutes away from the dorms by car it couldn’t be more than 20 walking so we dip from the party and start chopn it up while we walkn back. We walk past a couple of campus buildings and pass their courtyard, as we’re walkn having what I assume to be a good time we hear some voices coming our way , out of nowhere this bytch push me off the sidewalk into the bushes,
im like what the fck wrong with you and she quickly tells me to shhhh , so im thinking dam… this btch might be crazy. So im in the bushes (like these 2015 poster’s threads) and these three Hispanic dudes walk up to Veronica one of them start arguing with her and they start speaking Spanish loud as sht, they eventually keep going and the one she argued with walks towards the way we came and says” well yeah btch, thats why im going to this party” so when they walk out of sight I get out the bushes and ask her what the fck was goin on , even though I already knew that was prolly her BF. She confirms what I thought and she says come on and we keep walkn to the dorm. Now a days I don’t rlly fck with other ppl girls but back then I didn’t care and thought no ngga could see me in the hands. We get to the dorm, she swipes her card and we head up to her room which is on the second floor. We get to her room and start chopn it up, we talk for a lil bit, then talkn turns to kiss, kissn turns to grabn on her ass, and she starts to unbutton my pants. She slides down my pants and start give’n ya boy the sloppiest head. Sht was sloppy but fck coli fam sht was good. I lay on the bed and let her keep going , I try my hardest to hold my nut back but at this point I was like fck it. I was about to cum but her phone vibrates with a txt. She stops and answers her txt and replies. Lowkey I was glad cause I wasn’t ready to nut yet. She looks at her phone and gets pissed , she throws it on her chair and asks me if im ready. Im like hell yeah so she tops me off for a lil while longer and she says she wants me. So I reach in my pants and get a rubber( I wasn’t that dumb) I roll it on and she bends across the bed, I put my hand on her ass put my dck in my other hand and coli fam………………. Right when I touch the outer most p*ssy lip with my dck this hairy ass Spanish dude buss up in her room like “ wassup negga” Im like wtf ,this ngga square up with me so I square up butt ass naked with only some socks and a condom on. I push this dude away to get some space but he lean in , I swing first and connect but my follow up hit misses, this ngga ducks and catches me in my jaw. In my head Im like fck I would have to fight this pacquiao mothafcka. So I scoop this ngga and hit him with a desk lamp, I could hear his homies coming down the hall. He push me off and we square up again. This ngga pulled a knife on me after that everything was a blur , I dodged one knife swing, hit that ngga with a jab, rolled across the bed and jumped out the window....... the glass part was open put the screen was still there. It was either get stabbed or take a one story fall….. I chose the latter
because there was a hill outside the window so I only fell like 10ft. So I get up recoop mentally as I hear veronica and her BF arguing. So here I am running across campus in the middle of the night/morning. I run as far as I can without getting seen by any ppl and just sit behind a thorn bush. I stayed behind that bush for what felt like hours….butt naked…. nothing to my name but some socks cause my rubber fell off cause my dck got soft. I sat behind that bush thinking about whether I make good life decisions and how I can do better. I notice this drunk of his ass cac walking towards the thorn bushes so I plotted, he was one of those cacfrat muhfckas that parents prolly go to the country club. So I did what any desperate ngga would have did in my situation. …… I grab that ngga and slammed him behind the bushes the first punch didn’t knock him out but the second one did. I only took his shirt , shoes , and shorts.( lookn back I hope it was one of those SAE muhfckas) So now fully dressed I walk back to the dorms hoping that I don’t run into pacquio and his boys. I get to the dorm but didn’t have a cardkey so I was stuck outside. Luckily some dude was letn a booty call out of the dorm so I just walked in when she walked out. I thought about all the sht I left in Veronica room but I was like fck it and decided to take that L. I walked to Sasha room and knocked , the only person there was the whale so I told her to leave me the fck alone, I took a pillow off her bed and slept on the floor. The next morning I woke up with everybody in the room and feeling like I was getn my ass whooped in my sleep. My nggas clowned me tlkn about my cac clothes but I told them I would tell them the whole story on the ride home. Sasha handed me my clothes and other sht and said Veronica saw them in the hall when they was coming in from the party. I put my normal clothes back on and we leave campus.i come to find out that spanish dude came back cause Veronica told him she was gonna fck whoever she wanted..... also i ended up with mono for a lil bit
Life was scressful brehs…
but either way it had me 
