Sam Peel
Banned
This weekend i took my kids to times square for a nice afternoon out...ya know the usual dave and busters ,toys r us,disney store etc.
So the last time i went to times square i saw maybe TWO characters total strolling the street....this weekend the street was mobbed with those fukkers dressed in bootleg disney costumes /star wars costumes/smurfs etc.
I kept telling my kids to bypass those fake motherfukkers. We go to disney atleast once a year so I kept telling my kids these are the fakes and we dont need to stop for them..So as we exiting toys r us my daughter sees the smurfs and points at them and i tell her to keep walking and they just run up to my kids and pose them for a picture! They were singing "LA LA LA LA LA LALALALALA" so im annoyed as fukk as this point so i just grab my cellphone take one picture and all of a sudden they all got their hands out. I was like WTF ... I dont typically carry cash so i open my purse their thirsty asses are all up around me and i only have one single on me.. I said well this is all i have and i hand it to a smurf...all of a sudden angry ass smurf man rips off his costume head and is CLEARLY angry and yells "it's $1 each!!!" You need two more dollars! I said this is all i have and he says "why dont you have change?!" I just stared at him...my kids were MORTIFIED...They believe these characters are REAL . I think it was so fukked up how he just ripped off his costume head in front of CHILDREN.
They tryin to f*ck up my children's childhood ....i had to explain to my kids how the mickey minnie and goofy we see in disney world are REAL and how these fukkers in times square are fake .
a$$holes out there roaming the streets demanding money ...NYC police need to crack down and remove these sorry ass fukkers ...clogging up the streets with their bullshyt. I wanted to punch his lil short angry mexican ass in his face. He lucky my children were present cause i deliver ass whoopings for free
So the last time i went to times square i saw maybe TWO characters total strolling the street....this weekend the street was mobbed with those fukkers dressed in bootleg disney costumes /star wars costumes/smurfs etc.
I kept telling my kids to bypass those fake motherfukkers. We go to disney atleast once a year so I kept telling my kids these are the fakes and we dont need to stop for them..So as we exiting toys r us my daughter sees the smurfs and points at them and i tell her to keep walking and they just run up to my kids and pose them for a picture! They were singing "LA LA LA LA LA LALALALALA" so im annoyed as fukk as this point so i just grab my cellphone take one picture and all of a sudden they all got their hands out. I was like WTF ... I dont typically carry cash so i open my purse their thirsty asses are all up around me and i only have one single on me.. I said well this is all i have and i hand it to a smurf...all of a sudden angry ass smurf man rips off his costume head and is CLEARLY angry and yells "it's $1 each!!!" You need two more dollars! I said this is all i have and he says "why dont you have change?!" I just stared at him...my kids were MORTIFIED...They believe these characters are REAL . I think it was so fukked up how he just ripped off his costume head in front of CHILDREN.
They tryin to f*ck up my children's childhood ....i had to explain to my kids how the mickey minnie and goofy we see in disney world are REAL and how these fukkers in times square are fake .
a$$holes out there roaming the streets demanding money ...NYC police need to crack down and remove these sorry ass fukkers ...clogging up the streets with their bullshyt. I wanted to punch his lil short angry mexican ass in his face. He lucky my children were present cause i deliver ass whoopings for free
@ the thought of a smurf thugging you and your kid standing there like
You shoulda known Grouchy Smurf is bout his paper ma!
